Children are the spawn of satan, iin?

I lol'd. You're twisted. I don't like kids either, but you just went to the next level.

I say well thought out and written.

But I love kids.
I love their spontaneous outbursts of laughter. Which is so catchy I feel I'm going to burst in uncontrolled fits of laughter with them.

I love the way they dress. They wear all kinds of bright colors and usually multiple colors at the same time. Its like looking at a rainbow. I wish I could wear those types of clothes too, but adult clothes are generally boring and dull.

Waking up to sunny days I know that young children will be out riding their bikes or creating adventures or just being free and happy no matter what the environment they live. Sadly adults must be 'doing something' outside, not kids though, they can sit on the foot path and stare at people for hours and no one thinks they're insane.
Rainy days, have no different effect, they jump in puddles and fall in mud without a concern for the clean clothes they wear.

Kids don't discriminate either. Black, white, dog, cat, bugs, you name it, kids play with anything or anyone no matter what. There's no such thing as a handicap child either in a child's mind, either for them or anyone else; everything is just interesting and fun.

Young children certainly show us the joys we miss out of in doing the little things we once did.

Now can I please have a time machine and go back to being a young fun loving kid again? That would definitely be one of my wishes.

If children are the spawn of Satan, that implies their parents are Satan. What's worse? Satan or spawn of Satan?

So you're saying we're all spawns of Satan, because we were all kids at one time.

I'm pretty sure someone has already said this, but you were a child once aswell.

Don't hate the kids, hate their sorry ass parents who don't train them right.

So you hate kids, huh?
I'm not crazy about kids but even kids on their worst days are angels compared to ...
PARENTS.

PARENTS ARE FUCKING HORRIBLE PEOPLE THAT SHOULD BE INCINERATED IMMEDIATELY.

When you see an unruly child & a mother or father going "Oh, Child'sName, please stop it... Please? Please, Child'sName, mommy's/daddy's getting upset I won't reward you with sugar/tv/video games/late bedtime (yes, they will) if you don't behave...", just remember that the child came from THAT pleading, pathetic, larger version of it.

you were a kid once? does that make you a spawn of satan? no? thought so

Lucky it's only children who are creepy, sex obsessed, flip out in public and find bodily functions funny. Imagine if adults were like that as well.

I dont like babies since they make a lot of noice and dont understand what i try to say but still we where that child/baby once so well...

You are hating the wrong people. It's the parents you should hate not the children

I'd hate to work at a checkout :o(

Parents need to learn to threaten to embarass their kids in order to control them.
I used to threaten to sing at full volume if my son didn't behave in the shops. Or, to tell the people that he wet the bed, when he didn't ever.

psssh u were a kid too. ur sensitive and judgmental. i sense bad karma coming ur way

on the moon there are no children , go there

Hey, don't blame me! This is all your fault!

I agree with your points about children being creepy and annoying, because the vast majority are, following me around with their terrifying voices and huge eyes. That's why I stay inside...

Blame your God!

You're very dramatic. I found it hilarious! But you're right, I hate when the bitches breed a litter and then you keep running into those bastards everywhere. Lucky I live in an isolated place.

Dude, did you not read what I wrote?!
I already have bad karma, lol. I try not to be judgemental, but at the end of the day aren't we all sometimes judgemental?
Eventually, good karma will come my way, that is if I can wait for it. If not, then I'll probably just commit suicide:)

*isnt

"Spawn of Satan" is simply a metaphor, because the fucker doesn't exist. I know that not all children are crazy, but I was basing thus if children that I've had the displeasure of knowing/meeting.
I know that I was once a child, but that doesn't mean that people can't have dislike for them.

I didn't put this under "Pet Peeves", I put it under fears, because I'm terrified of them. I just wanted to know if it's normal to have fear of children and if anyone else had it. If it got lost in translation, then that really is my fault. I thought I wrote quite clear!

I know that I was a pain in the ass as a kid and sometimes I inadvertently act like that now. I cant help it, because I clearly have an emotional disorder that no one will help me on and refuses to diagnose it!

Their parents waived the right to have an exorcist present at birth. Most kids are not like this :)

Children need to fear the Lord. I recommend an ice cream scoop or 2 X 4 perhaps.