Choose: haunted house or cannibalism?

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Woody Allen has you hostage, and he's giving you 2 options to choose from to be set free -

1. Stay a full 24 hours locked in the most Haunted House in existance. It is so haunted that the house interior of the house is almost pitchblack 24/7. The most horrible things you can ever imagine are in this house (Poltergeists, Demons, Voices, Ghosts, Larry King, etc).
2. Practice Cannibalism and eat a full dead human body. You must consume the entire body within 2 weeks, eating it raw as well as having it with every meal.

What do you choose to escape the horrors of Woody Allen?!

I'd go with the Haunted House. 160
I'd practice Cannibalism. 33
This is WAY too hard. Can't decide. 26
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  • Faceless
    12 years ago

    Cant we eat just half the body and like stay in the haunted porch of the haunted house instead? If not then haunted house. Id put them TAPS pussies to shame. And by shame I mean shit myself before any of them.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Oviously the haunted house

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  • ThroughRock
    12 years ago

    Haunted house. I would just go in costume and pretend it's Halloween.

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  • Tehboss
    12 years ago

    canibalism too but it had to be a female because if i have to eat someone it better be some pussy :D

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    • KokoroComplex
      12 years ago

      Haha, nice!

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  • chp316
    12 years ago

    this is a no brainer, haunted house of course!

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  • SweetSherry
    12 years ago

    LOL this is fucked up I'd choose the haunted house !!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Can't be Woody Allen. Cannibalism is forbidden in the Talmud. Must be an impostor.

    I'd go with the haunted house. In five minutes I'd have all the demons fighting with each other and I'd just sit on the sidelines watching until morning.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I would contact Mia Farrow, arrange some Soon-Yi revenge and ambush Woody.

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  • I_steal_free_bread
    12 years ago

    Haunted house. I could just hide in a corner the whole time until the 24 hours is over

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    • KokoroComplex
      12 years ago

      Good plan- similar to mine, lol.

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  • dappled
    12 years ago

    Woody Allen has me hostage? And he'll let me go if I eat a dead body? I'm mightily confused.

    Yet, this is still one of the better polls of recent weeks. I go haunted house. I already live in a haunted building so I'm used to it.

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    • wigsplitz
      12 years ago

      Maybe he wants you to eat the dead body so as to get rid of the evidence of the last guy he held hostage....

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      • dappled
        12 years ago

        lol, and then he's going to kill me and go kidnap yet another guy to eat my body! And so on, and so on. The vicious circle of Woody Allen!

        Can't help but think his life would be easier if he'd just let the first hostage go. Ahh well, live and learn...

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  • Peek-a-Boo
    12 years ago

    I'd go cannibalism.
    The way I see it: in a haunted house the spirits will most likely try to kill you. Where the worst thing with cannibalism is that you may possibly go crazy. And I'm pretty sure there's a certainty of going insane, if the living dead is trying to kill you.

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  • sega31098
    11 years ago

    Haunted house, because I can plug my ear.

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  • beastie
    12 years ago

    I wouldn't want to escape!

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  • KokoroComplex
    12 years ago

    Who the hell would chose cannibalism over haunted house?

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  • ToxicCrayons
    12 years ago

    I'd never eat a human being raw. They might have worms and shit.

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  • swordfish
    12 years ago

    ha ha! of course its the haunted house, id rather be scared than eat something disgusting. also, human flesh is toxic.. watch the movie "the book of Eli" the cannibals suffer from a real disease caused by eating human flesh.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    DAMN YOU WOODY ALLEN!!

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  • penguin1
    12 years ago

    The haunted house of course.

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  • KokoroComplex
    12 years ago

    I'd be scared shitless, but haunted house. I would be in fetal position against a wall, listen to my music on full blast, and shut my eyes.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    BOTH:D

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  • Rhuarc
    12 years ago

    People who chose canibalism need to first off be checked out and secondly need to grow some testecales. A haunted house would not be that bad.

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  • karmasAbich
    12 years ago

    I don't understand why anyone would choose cannibalism. Ya a haunted house would be creepy, but your not eating nasty shit, and you wont be lonely.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    haunted house
    cos i think i'd survive

    and i'm not sure id want to live with myself if i had to eat another person

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  • SxcSara
    12 years ago

    haha its stuped to think any meat, even human meat could send you crazy. asshumin the meat isnt deasesed with some next level virous. but i ask woody if i could eat half a human (the bottom half) and spend 12 hours in the hunted house partying with the demons and ghosts. i think id fit in there haha

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  • cashmere5
    12 years ago

    Haunted house fsho

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  • imgodly
    12 years ago

    i have always wanted to try human but raw why raw

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I randomly chose the canibalism. if I really had to choose I would go with the haunted house. that house would be in flames and at sea level within an hour

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  • LtMkilla
    12 years ago

    I choose thetree, its the best place

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  • thekat444
    12 years ago

    cannibalism of course, its a dead person so who cares, just hope he didnt die of a disease.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Option 2 is about a hundred more times horrendous than Option 1. You know that guy who got us all to watch that ultra-disturbing YouTube video yesterday? (I'm still not sure whether he pranked us or he genuinely enjoyed that video... likely a prank) Even if those disgusting twisting towers of mutant faces were in the house, all over the place, I will still prefer it to eating a human body, which would be impossible for me to do.

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  • wigsplitz
    12 years ago

    That would be A LOT of "meat" to eat in just two weeks. And don't people go mad from eating too much human meat anyway? I think it has to be in strict moderation, or else you get some condition similar to mad cow disease.

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    • Darkoil
      12 years ago

      Eating human brain because of prion proteins causes a disease called kuru which basically makes people laugh like maniacs but the rest of the body would be ok.

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    • howaminotmyself
      12 years ago

      I've heard this too. Human meat will make you crazy.

      I choose the haunted house. I'd probably just try to help the demons.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    woody allen! he's tiny! if he had a gun to my head i would choose the haunted house im not scared of spirits only the living

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  • penguin1
    12 years ago

    Um... Can't we just kill Woody Allen? Yeah, it's perfect! We tie him up, skin the dead body and put the skin on Woody Allen. Then we shove him in the haunted house and escape. Woody get killed. The spirits and goblins get fed. We go free. Thus breaking "The vicious circle of Woody Allen!" (to quote dappled.)

    Now here's the plan: Woody Allen kidnaps one of us. The rest of us sneek up from behind with some rope and a baseball bat....

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  • 4392Moron
    12 years ago

    Chose Haunted House, because they DO NOT EXIST. NO SUCH THINGS AS GHOSTS.

    PS: WHO IN THE WORLD IS "WOODY ALLEN?"

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