Chunkily-penised men

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They frighten me. What do I do??

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    Embrace it with your mouth.

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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    So start dating men with creamy penis.

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  • anti-hero
    9 years ago

    Accept it with grace.

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  • Shrunk
    9 years ago

    is that a real saying? I only know it from engrish...

    <a href="http://adult.engrish.com/2009/06/26/chunkily-penised-boys/" rel="nofollow">http://adult.engrish.com/2009/06/26/chunkily-pe...</a>

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    • Couman
      9 years ago

      Wow. Same here.

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      • Shrunk
        9 years ago

        I've seen it like 3 different times on that site... no idea how... unless it's like some famous chinese saying that keeps getting run through the same shoddy translating software...

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Huh?

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    I guess that rules out dating black men.

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    • thegypsysailor
      9 years ago

      That old urban myth again. tsk, tsk.....

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      • Avant-Garde
        9 years ago

        I forgot about the time you referred to your dragon. ;)

        Haha. It reminds me of something my mother told me she saw on tv, once. It was very early in the morning and they put on this bit about this Indian guy with the longest penis in the world. She told me that he was naked and they filmed him doing tricks with his penis, like lifting things.

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        • thegypsysailor
          9 years ago

          I always wonder how they can say something like " the longest penis in the world". Most men walk around with at least a loincloth on, so how could anyone KNOW something like that?

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          • Avant-Garde
            9 years ago

            These are penis connoisseurs we are talking about here! We don't know what lengths they go to to find out about this kind of stuff.

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  • Koda
    9 years ago

    Avoid me, Andy

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    • IndianaRose
      8 years ago

      Lmfao

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  • fullhouse
    9 years ago

    Face your fears! In ur case, take em in ur mouth :p

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    I dunno, I guess you could... RUN!

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  • FruityGoofyFaggot
    9 years ago

    Date a guy with small dick?

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