Circumcision education (ask questions in comments and i will respond)

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Hello everybody. Today I will be teaching you something. Circumcision is STUPID. Here's some reasons

1. Foreskin has many uses (that we will get to later), so it's the same as let's say, cutting off your eyelids. Do you want your eyelids cut off? No? Didn't think so.

2. Circumcision is really painful. Anethesia is harmful to a baby's health, so even then, it's harmful.

3. The foreskin has a load of nerve endings, just like your fingers. Do you want all the nerves to be ripped out of your fingers so you can only feel a slight touch? Hopefully not.

4. The nerve endings increase pleasure like crazy. You have no idea. It doesn't cause premature ejaculation, also. It just increases the feeling.

5. The glans is an internal organ, that is meant to be protected. Why would we have it and ALL mammals have it, if it didn't have a use?

6. The glans crack leaving it paralyzed.

7. Gliding motion - it increases pleasure for you and your partner. It slides back and forth, acting like natural, pleasureable, smooth lube.

8. There is a big vein in your foreskin. Want me to rip out one of your blood vessels?

9. If you are circumcised, you can't get a full erection, because of the lack of skin.

10. Wider urethra. You won't spray your piss everywhere....

11. Smegma is good. It is a natural pheromone that makes you and your partner more horny. Try to appreciate it, it is hot.

12. The "STD prevention" thing is bogus.

Feel free to ask more questions and/or complaints in the comments, and I will address them. Thank you for your time,

~ Shmendan

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jr__

8 years ago

You are preaching to the converted. The practice is dumb and unneccessary and should be illegal...oh and i would much rather my partner was uncircumcised gypsysailormoon, i hate to think of him as a baby being cut.

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- Shmendan
  
  8 years ago
  
  Thank you for being educated...
  
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charli.m

8 years ago

Hate to break it to you, but you're not a pioneer.

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VirgilManly

8 years ago

I'll bet Trump has a kosher schlong.

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[Old Memory]

8 years ago

But we have to cut off babies' penises because religion. Also because presumably no one knows what the hell soap and water are.

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- Shmendan
  
  8 years ago
  
  People these days
  
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Shmendan

8 years ago

It is true that people that have been circumcised have trauma they cannot remember, it could affect them later in life.

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Goku19

8 years ago

YES ! Parents should not be given the right to circumcise their kids. Now i am missing the original body.

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Cocomilktitties

8 years ago

If you are proud of your uncircumcised penis or whatever.. good for you! But on the flip side of that, there is nothing wrong with people that have a circumcised penis. Whether for religious or health reasons, some people choose to have that done, and it's really not that big a deal either way. I don't know why any of you are so passionate about this topic lol.

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- Shmendan
  
  8 years ago
  
  It is fine if people have already been circumcised, it wasn't their choice, which is mean. The parents should be the one to blame
  
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  - jr__
    
    8 years ago
    
    Don't forget the hand that wields the knife.
    
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    - Shmendan
      
      8 years ago
      
      They are crazy psycho doctors
      
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- nopem8
  
  8 years ago
  
  Involuntary circumcision.
  
  It's better to let someone choose than choose for them.
  
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  - RoyRogers
    
    8 years ago
    
    I agree with that, it should be voluntary.
    
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bucho's_butt

8 years ago

I couldn't agree with you more. Thankfully, my parents chose not to circumcise me at birth.

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notrea11y

8 years ago

one word: schmegma

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- Shmendan
  
  8 years ago
  
  its "smegma", and smegma isnt bad, tell me 1 thing thats bad about it.
  
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- nopem8
  
  8 years ago
  
  Then wash, you dirty ba*****! It only builds up when you don't wash your nob!
  
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Beep_Beep

8 years ago

Jesus endorses genital mutilation.

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- Shmendan
  
  8 years ago
  
  That's why I'm an atheist, lol
  
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thegypsysailor

8 years ago

Sorry to say for you, I have not known one woman who would prefer an uncircumcised penis.
An uncircumcised penis is MUCH more sensitive so uncircumcised men don't usually last as long at love making.
Even today the WHO recommends circumcision for it's health benefits.
When most circumcisions are done on newborns there is no pain for it takes babies several months to a year to develop the pain receptors; medical fact!
I won't bother with any of your other points because they are all as silly as these I've debunked already.

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- charli.m
  
  8 years ago
  
  So now you're saying babies don't feel pain?
  
  Seriously?
  
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  - thegypsysailor
    
    8 years ago
    
    There are lots of types of pain. The cutaneous receptors are not fully developed at birth. That is a medical fact. I'm not talking about anything else, just the cutaneous receptors, which would include the foreskin, I assume.
    
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    - charli.m
      
      8 years ago
      
      Indeed. But that's not what you said in your initial comment, and I very much doubt cutting anything off a baby is painless, no matter whether they are newly born or several months old.
      
      Shall I find you a video of baby crying in pain as he is circumcised? I can't say I've ever searched for one, but I'm certain I'll find something.
      
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      - thegypsysailor
        
        8 years ago
        
        And how are you going to differentiate if the baby is crying from pain or fear? Come on, please think a little.
        Don't give me any more grief. Go heap it on the medical profession. I'm just passing on information. I'm not responsible for the research.
        
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        charli.m
        
        8 years ago
        
        Seriously? I think you should take your own advice there, princess.
        
        Or are you now saying fear is acceptable to inflict on a small baby?
        
        Don't give you grief? I'm not the one who made you write a stupif comment, I just called you out on it.
        
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    - Crow
      
      8 years ago
      
      Could you provide a source for the cutaneous receptors not being fully developed at birth? I think you might be getting babies confused with tests on lab rats or something.
      
      "The cutaneous sensory receptors are functional before birth; all will be actively stimulated before birth by the foetus's environment and its movement." - M. Grunwald, Human Haptic Perception: Basics and Application, pg 154.
      
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- BlackyHancock
  
  8 years ago
  
  "uncircumcised men don't usually last as long at love making."
  
  Obviously my penis didn't get that memo.
  
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  - Shmendan
    
    8 years ago
    
    Haha
    
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- Anewbis
  
  8 years ago
  
  Oh my fucking oath!
  
  It is because of this level of ignorance that infants under the age of one were operated on using only paralysis inducing drugs while surgery was performed on them for almost fifty years.
  
  Poke an infant with a pin and then tell me that it has no pain receptors while the mother is beating you unconscious as her infant wails in the background.
  
  -The foreskin is an evolved body-part.
  -It's supposed to be there, or it wouldn't be there.
  -Sexual lasting power is a practice thing and relying on desensitization is lazy.
  -The women you have known are mono-cultured.
  
  ...apparently as are you.
  
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  - Shmendan
    
    8 years ago
    
    Thank you for added details!
    
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- Rusty-Rider
  
  8 years ago
  
  You must be one of the guys with a mutilated penis. You have been fed a crock of shit about circumcision.
  It is nothing more than religious/cultural nonsense and has no medical or health benefit whatsoever.
  Do a little research. The practice is barbaric and should be banned.
  
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- wigz
  
  8 years ago
  
  What? Lol.
  
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  - Shmendan
    
    8 years ago
    
    thegypsysailor is known to be quite strange.
    
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