Correcting a little girl about my little pony

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I was at a bookstore today, reading a magazine. There was this family across from me with this little girl who kept talking about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She couldn't have been older than 7 or 8.

Then at one point she started talking about Twilight Sparkle. In the movie, Twilight became an Alicorn, a hybrid of Pegasus and Unicorn. But this little girl didn't remember the proper term. She kept saying she was a Unipegasus and crap like that.

I was fuming at this point. She kept repeating these nonsense words, trying to define Twilight Sparkle's appearance. After about ten minutes, I stood up, picked up her Twilight Sparkle doll and shouted at the doll.

"I'M TWILIGHT SPARKLE. I'M AN ALICORN. ALICORN. ALICORNNNNNNNNN."

I slammed the doll back onto the table and fled.

Is this normal?

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Comments ( 40 )
  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    If you're legitimately old enough to be posting here you're too old to be freaking out about this pony malarkey.

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  • Sog
    9 years ago

    I've watched an episode of the show before and it didn't strike me as being overly "girly". Standard cartoon stuff - kind of forgettable.

    I don't understand the cult following and subculture though. And the sexual undertones of the "brony" fans is very bizarre.

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  • SoCloseYetSoFar999
    9 years ago

    Ha. Funny. I really like the shouting at the doll thing. Thanks for making me chuckle.

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    • EccentricWeird
      9 years ago

      See, that's why I do this. Occasionally people enjoy it.

      The other 999 times I get shit on.

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      • Aliceee93
        9 years ago

        Most of yours I've read are funnnnny.

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  • SubstationSubCurb111713
    9 years ago

    It goes without saying that this is hilarious.

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  • megadriver
    9 years ago

    Would you be offended if... I mock?!

    Arguing with a child for some kids show? Wow... You must have a lot of free time on your hands.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Hilarious.

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  • charli.m
    9 years ago

    True? Did you write this?

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      I suspected Andy did. He's the brony; not me.

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      • charli.m
        9 years ago

        Oh I just thought it might be one of your troll posts. Was funny.

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        • EccentricWeird
          9 years ago

          Yes it is my post and it's only partly untrue...

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          • charli.m
            9 years ago

            When's your hearing?

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            • EccentricWeird
              9 years ago

              Hah. Hah.

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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago

    FanFuckingTastic.

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  • Anonymous200
    9 years ago

    I laughed so hard! Thank you!

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  • Neuria
    9 years ago

    Sir, Twilight became an Alicorn during the show, season 3 episode 13 to be exact, after solving a puzzle that not even Starswirl the Bearded could solve. During the movie she became a human, not having her horn nor wings even though she was an Alicorn in Equestria before going through the portal. Thank you.

    EDIT: An Alicorn is Earth, Unicorn, and Pegasus.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    All you'll ever need is a guitar.

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  • Imnotembarrased
    9 years ago

    that was hilarious

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  • OtherSide
    9 years ago

    I approve of this post.

    *scratches neckbeard and adjusts fedora*

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  • Pika-girl
    9 years ago

    Heheheheee! My friend calls it a "Unisus" and another friend said, "Stupid girl! It's called an alicorn!"

    ...True Story.

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  • GreyWulfen
    9 years ago

    This is a great story. I laughted.

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  • dickwashington
    9 years ago

    why are grown men so obsessed with this pony crap?

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    • EccentricWeird
      9 years ago

      A man is forever a boy in his heart.
      -Me

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      • dickwashington
        9 years ago

        but the show is for little girls not boys now im not saying anybody cant watch i dont care who watches it it men women children whatever but it seem like the show is made to appeal to girls what i want to know is why you as a grown man like it so much that you would yell at a child

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        • EccentricWeird
          9 years ago

          This story is a joke you idiot.

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          • dickwashington
            9 years ago

            first off no need for name calling second my whole reason for posting here is i want to know why grown my like it so much it just doesnt make sense to me please explain!?!? i wasnt trying to be rude to you i seriously just want to know what makes you so intrested in this show

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  • dickwashington
    9 years ago

    i bet your a guy in his late teens early twentys so for one why the hell do you even know what my little pony is i dont get what this obsession is with this my little pony can someone please explain it to me why ever grow ass men seems to love a tv show ment for little girls for fuck sakes what could be that good about it?

    i think you a loser a creep and probly a pedophile

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      Although your statement was not addressed to me, I feel inclined to remind you that the assertion that one is a pedophile demands evidence.

      So, do you have any? No? I thought not.

      Keep your moronic hysteria to yourself, you retarded cunt.

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    • EccentricWeird
      9 years ago

      The post. Is. A. Joke. Fucking idiot.

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  • alextsang08
    9 years ago

    You a brony?

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