Costume party - help!!!

Hi, Is It Normal critters!!!

It's me again. Another dilemma has presented itself. The reunion went great despite my not taking the male hooker and the orphan kids! Now I have a costume birthday party to go to and I would love ideas from the great minds gathered here.

Last one I went to I quickly assembled a pinup outfit and was out the door. Next to last one I paired up with that same friend from the Muriel's Wedding farce. He went as a 70's filmmaker (sometimes he'd blurt out "I'm Roman Polanski" - his wig made him look pretty much like him back then), just dressed in regular seventies clothes, using a very tiny Kinder Surprise Egg toy camera hanging on a string around his neck to film me, dressed as decadent aging former pornstar still trying too hard. White boots, fishnets, tight black tube dress under the grayscale plastic leopard print raincoat and same material scarf over the 'fro and all. Very very sad. A few props in the purse to play with, popping in and out of it: sunglasses, cigarettes, a glass of vodka, a flask, a couple real bananas, condoms, a pair of lacy panties, make up items, Polaroid camera to take and give away pics with the fans I gently forced into fandom, a Sharpie for autographs. Very classy. And predictable, really.

This time I'm going solo and I only have a couple of days to put this together. Since some of you have just been through Halloween and have got your brilliant is it normal minds to resort to, I figured you could suggest some concepts as brilliant as your minds.

Thanks in advance! :D