Covid-19 thanksgiving and turkeys

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Does a COVID-19 Thanksgiving mean turkeys have a reason to celebrate yet? If you were a news anchor and had to interview random turkeys in your neighborhood, or on poultry farms, about this topic in light of the current state of the COVID-19 pandemic, and the prevailing political atmosphere in the US, what answers would you expect from these big birds this time around?

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  • litelander8
    3 years ago

    And what of the hams????

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Not as symbolic to the Thanksgiving tradition as the turkeys.

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    • chuy
      3 years ago

      and the tamales?

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        3 years ago

        Never tasted those before, what do they taste like?

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      • litelander8
        3 years ago

        Bueno.

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        • chuy
          3 years ago

          mucho muy bueno

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  • JustAHuman
    3 years ago

    Turkeys are more screwed this year. Instead of big family gatherings to split a turkey, there will be more immediate family Thanksgiving dinners. So more turkeys will be needed.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      It's going to be a massacre.

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  • bigdickmcgee
    3 years ago

    God damn turkeys are thicc

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  • Ummitsstillme
    3 years ago

    I suppose the American fowl and swine are wishing their Chinese flues were relevant this year.

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