Crawling out of a museum iin

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The other day, my friend and I went to an art museum. All of a sudden, I felt like I couldn't walk and collapsed onto my knees and was suddenly so embarrassed, I crawled out of the museum and into the busy NYC streets. Everyone was staring at me but I couldn't stop. I crawled across 12 crosswalks until I reached my apartment.

Now I can't walk at all. It isn't due to pain or anything, just the psychological thought that my legs no longer work. IIN?

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Based on 58 votes (12 yes)
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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Ewww. You touched nyc streets? You're going to have to boil your flesh now.

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  • Gravy
    11 years ago

    Perfectly normal. I walked around for years thinking I was a human. For some inexplicable reason I woke up with the physical sensation and psychological conviction that I had become a human.

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    Now you are art.

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  • suckonthis9
    11 years ago

    The creature might need medical assistance.
    Please provide further details (use IIN Gold) of your location.

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    • Gravy
      11 years ago

      Stendhal syndrome, look it up. If you're not a troll, go and see a shrink. Actually, go to see a shrink if you are a troll.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    When I go to art museums I get this weird feeling. Its almost indescribable... but no matter how strange it has made me feel, it has ever once made me unable to walk. I really think you should go to a doctor. Good Luck!

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