Cum in food

oh my! id freaking love it if someone was secretly or even me knowing that someone put their come in my food, totally arousing

I love to eat or drink with cum in it. I have caught several guys over the years cumming on my food or in my drinks and thought it was such a turn on. Guys at work, guys that were freinds, strangers at fast food places. I think its totally normal and there are girls like me out there that love it. Please keep it up. My most recent experience was at a subway. I was getting a sandwitch late one night after clubbing with some friends on my way home. I ordered my sandwitch and asked to use the bathroom. When i came out i heard the guys saying to hurry up shes going to be coming soon. I peeked around the corner and saw 2 of the guys jacking off on my sandwitch. I waited for them to finish and then came around the corner, picked up my sandwitch and drink and went to my car. It was one of the biggest turn ons for me. I hope you guys out there keep it up :)

This is the hottest thread I've ever read in my life. I wish someone would cum in my food!

A young polish girl was on her last couple week holiday here and was looking for money to buy a guitar, so i offered her some work cleaning the house. I had some raspberry pastries i'd bought earlier sitting around that i'd offered her but she declined. I'd turned the heat right up so we'd be sweltering, and told her to bring shorts to work in; she spent several hours cleaning in the minimum of clothing she could, and i walked around semi hard watching her sexy young tits and ass wobbling as she scrubbed.

When she was finished, she asked if she might have a pastry after all. I suggested she change while i got it for her. When she was up stairs i pulled my cock til i came into the hollows and gooey centre of the pastry, then rubbed my cum all over it, giving it a nice glaze. I though she'd take it away with her, but she sat on the couch and ate the whole thing, sort of sucking at it, while we chatted about her coming back to do some more work before she leaves.... watching her suck down my cum covered food was awesome, as it dribbled a bit out of her mouth, and she just licked it back in. Then had to suck her fingers good as they were all sticky.

Cant wait til the next visit!

I don't know if it's normal, but it's also a fetish of mine. There's a woman I'm really attracted to, but she's married. I see her occasionally at different gatherings, and a few times I've secretly jerked off into her coffee or soda and watched her drink it. It's the ultimate turn-on for me.

I dont think it's disgusting at all, i think it would be hot too eat food with a strangers cum mixed in without knowing it

I live with a not-hot-but-pretty girl roommate who goes out of town from time to time. I literally save up large quantities of my cum and smear it over anything I can get my hands on in her room. It's such a turn on knowing she's basically covered with my cum everyday. I've came in/on her pillow, thongs(yes, "there"), shoes, toilet seat, shampoo, soap, lotion, facial cream, contact solution, listerine, toothpaste, toothbrush, tongue scraper(win), disposable floss, and more that I can't think of right now. It's a surprise, I thought I was the only one :p

Semen is really good to eat in food. We need to swallow sperm cause men make this stuff we need. Doctors say "more than twice" week. I worked in a Italian restaurant and the owner/cook jerked off with the second cook I've seen them, into the pesto butter sauce. Before lunch every day and my job I poured it onto the fresh pasta every time someone ordered it. It was so hot watching the customers eat their cum. The office ladies came back week after week and reordered the pesto pasta and I watched them sitting together yummming and mmmming to each other as they ate sperm.

I would eat a plateful when I ate with the two men. They were silent and very sweet to me. I think they knew that I knew I was eating their semen. I would have to finger myself in the washroom after that.

That health thing is "semen therapy" I think.

Love reading these posts! Especially where dads cum in their daughters and sons food. I haven't yet in my daughters but I just shot a load into my nieces jar of mayo. There's not much left so she should be finishing it very soon. She's 24 and lives with us. But now I can't wait till Christmas Day when my 9 yo niece and 5 yo nephew come over. They are both going to have an extra treat!

I have a story that tops all of yours! This is true, and I am always so proud to tell it.
Ok, I am 20 years old, and work in Hollywood at a location that I am not going to name.
We often have celebrities come on over to our place, and order our products. One particular day, Selena Gomez arrives with someone I'm assuming was a friend of hers. I had just opened up the shop a few minutes ago and aside from my manager (who was out on a quick errand), I was the only staff member there. So it was basically me and them. Now I was obviously star struck. I have a huge crush on her. So I tried to be witty and make a joke, but all she did was slightly smile.
We make these cookies with a certain cream that slightly resembles cum in the center. SO, while she was talking with her friend, I was baking her food in the nearby kitchen...alone. And I thought of something that would be the ultimate turn on..why not feed Selena Gomez my cum?
So I made her main meal and cookie, but it wasn't an ordinary meal. The thought of what I was going to do helped me cum so much more than usual.
I came inside a small cup (that we give free water in) and had fun with it. I smeared about half of it all over her mail meal, added a little to her drink, and stirred, and best of all, I filled her cookie with the remainder. The amount that is put into the cookies is about two spoon fulls.
I gave her the meal and simply walked back to the register and pretended to be reading something while I watcher her out of the corner of my eye eat my cum glaze while taking sips from the cup drink I made her.
Then when she was finished I saw she was about to move to desert.
I quickly had second thoughts, but ended up just walking up to them and asking them how their meal was. They both replied it was great and she bit into the cookie!
I saw the cum barely starting to ooze out of it, as she didn't bite deep enough to reach the tasty treat.
But then she sucked at it...OMG. It was the hottest thing I have ever seen. With the next bite, I almost fainted, she bit into the middle of it and my cum actually was dripping down her face a little. She sucked up the rest of the cum and took another bite. I wish I could have seen the cum and cookie mixing together with her every bite, but unfortunately I only got to witness that small amount dripping down her lip and her biting and sucking the rest up.

But I will always be able to tell my friends "Selena Gomez swallowed my cum before." And you know what, I don't care if they don't believe me, because I know it to be true and it will likely be the hottest thing I ever see in my life.

This thread WINS. :D

wow this is awsome, I haven't nutted in food but I remember when I was 16 my mom had this hot friend, I mean she was a fucking milf, she had the sweetest looking ass and nice tits, I always got hard when she came over cuz I could always see her nipples through her shirt lol, she spent the night afew times and I would even sniff her dirty panties and lick them, anyways everytime I jacked off I would save it so I had enough, I poured my sperm in those ice cube trays so when It froze it the cum would be in the shape of ice cubes, so one day she came over early to wait for my mom to get home, I asked her if she wanted something to drink she said yes then I went to the kicthen got her some lemonade then I put my cold sperm cubes in her drink, like 5 of em lol she didn't notice she just thought they were ice cubes I watched her drink it and that gave me the biggest boner, she didn't eat the cubes but she kept playin with them in her mouth and spitting it back in the cup, ever since than I've came in her sodas, ice teae, and of course gave her sone more of my ice cold cum cubes!, next time I get the chance to see this milf I'm gonna try in nut in her food n enjor watching her eat it, anyone have any good foods that will be a good coverup with sperm?

I own a small insurance business and have a smoking hot secretary named Jennifer. She is dishonest, dumb cunt and a total slacker, but she has dark brown hair, a tight ass, big boobs, and fuck me eyes. She is a real party girl and goes out and gets drunk on many work nights. I know because I can smell it on her when she comes in and she is extra ditzy on those mornings.

It started to piss me off that she was not getting her work done. I was noticing that she would spend a bunch of time in the bathroom right after showing up. So, I decided to begin monitoring her a little more right when she got to work. It was then that I noticed that part of her morning routine was bringing a bottle of pepto into the bathroom. Her hungover-ass was gulping down pink pepto every morning to stop from puking!

The moment I first saw that bottle of pepto in her hand on the way to the bathroom, I got a raging hard on! I knew it was only a matter of time before I would be dumping my ball juice in her pepto making part of her morning routine gulping down my ball juice :p

I could not wait for the day to end. After everyone else had left for the day I went up front to her desk and started searching for her bottle of pepto. After searching for a few moments I found it in a drawer, lying on its side and hidden under some papers. I felt like I had just found the holy grail!

I pulled it out, popped off the top and began to jerk a massive load. To aid me, I grabbed her phone and rubbed the part she talks into against my balls. Moments later I shot stream after stream of jizz right into her pepto bottle. I quickly became worried that I shot too much of my man goo in to the bottle as it was only half full to start. I decided to shake it up and afterwards it just looked and smelled like pepto.

The next morning, she showed up late and hungover. Unlike before, I was really happy to smell her hangover on her. It was only a few minutes before she grabbed her cum-pepto cocktail and went to the bathroom. I was so turned on that I stood outside of the bathroom and heard her pop off the top and "gulp" down my load. I felt like such a bad boy and my dick was as hard as a rock. I went back to my office and got a little worried as she took forever in there. But no, she had decided to put on more makeup was all.

I have now cum in her pepto at least 25 times, maybe more. She has been semi-regularly chugging my manhood for around 2 years now. For as often as she drinks pepto, it should be gone by now. But its still half full!!! It has got to be at least half cum by now.

Every time she pisses me off, I just shoot another load in her pepto and it makes me feel better about her. Had it not been for this, I am sure I would have fired her by now.

99.9% of the comments on this thread had me in tears of laughter.

SUPER THREAD, OP :)

it's probebly not normal, but i do it too. a lot!
apart from my gf, who will swallow my cum anyway, i've fed my cum to her friends, her sister, some (female)collegues, my boss' wife and several strangers.
just a couple of days ago i shot a huge load on my new assistents sub, then sat across from her and watched her eat it. at one point she lifted the top half off, not sure if she saw/knew it was cum, but either way she ate the rest of it and even licked the 'sauce' of her fingers when she was done...

On an ongoing basis, I make smoothies in the morning for my wife... and often add a little protein in the form of my cum to them... she never knows, but it sure is a turn on...

My next project is lemonade made from 50-100% semen + lemon and some sugar- Semenade i guess :-) I figured for look and texture with the bits of lemon and stuff it might not be hard to pass off.

i havent had the chance to save up enough to do it yet. Has anyone tried this?

I work at a little deli next to a Real Estate agency that is all women. Almost every day I jack off on some lucky lady's sandwich. I love seeing those classy lookin ladies chow down on my cum. Yesterday a mother and her split one of my special sandwiches and seeing them share my splooge made me so horny I was able to bust another huge load in the daughters to go drink. Sorry mom but I promise I'll give you a double shot of my sweet nectar on your next visit.

wow so many pervs here , it rocks :)

I put precum on two of my nieces (15 and 16 )tooth brushes yesterday . I put a good amount on the bristles and rubbed some on the backside of their tooth brushes . About 5 hours later I heard them brushing their teeth . Does anyone think they could taste the precum ?

I'm I the only one who likes his pizza without cum?

Hi Guys.... I just had the best experience of my life.

I have this friend at work, she is in her 40's, very sexy and also a mum! Once I mentioned to her that I do fruit smoothies at home and she asked me if she can taste them one day. I went home and started mixing them; banana, strawberry, ice, yoghurt, etc. While everything was in the blender I had a naughty thought in my mind. I always had this wish and dream of her tasting my cum. When the mix was ready, I took out my hard cock and started masturbating until I shot all my load on the drink. The day after, in the morning, the only thought of her drinking my cum made me hard again and came once more in the drink. I met her the day after at work and gave her the drink. She put the bottle to her lips and drank every drop. She was telling me how good it was and would love to taste it again.......i can assure you that next week I will satisfy her wishes......This time, I will give her a larger dosage so that I make sure she gets all the vitamins she desires!!

You should go into catering - you'd be wanking all day :)

LOLOLOL!!!

I think it's a great way to get a BJ from a reluctant girl. If she says no cos of the taste, let her know your little secret and tell her she was enjoying eating your cum before she knew where it came from.

Get her hooked on that sweet nectar and you won't be able to keep her off your dick!

wow... HOT!!!!!

In my personal opinion if it was me you were living with i would quite like it.

But its not and doing it to her mother is just sick and wrong you are disgusting and you know that which is why you enjoy it so much.

I hope your penis falls off

saved up my cum everytime i jacked off for about a week and hid it till the right opportunity, that came over the weekend when i mixed it into a batch of cookies and left them out for my step daughter and her friends. now that was exhilerating to watch.

I've done this quite a few times too. Never to anyone without their knowledge and consent though. Sometimes when my gf and I are at Starbucks, I'll switch cups with her and take it into the bathroom. When I come back I get turned on as hell watching her giggle and sip her special drink in front of a room full of people. Fantasizing about doing it to someone who doesn't know is wonderful, but I would never cross that line. Plus it's got to be against the law.

I’m already doing it since more than 5 years. Cause my wife use to swallow my cum when we were friends and during the first years of marriage, but since 5 years she stopped and said that it's disgusting. so a revenge every day i masturbate 2 to 3 times per day, put them in a jam, and used to put her some in her milk, sandwich plate without her know. and if I’m pissed from someone at work i'll do the same for him

My wife won't swallow my cum. So I cum on her ice lollipop and watch her enjoy it that way

I secretly cum in wife’s salad dressing bottle at least twice a week and in her oatmeal every morning and she never knows . It’s so hot watching her eat my cum .

Once I convinced a guy to piss in his toddler daughter's sippy cup in front of me (it was half full with applejuice) and then give it to her. She downed it in like 5 seconds and he thought it was the funniest thing he ever saw... But Fuck it made me so hard I've been hacking to it for years.

Another time was not long after my previous one and my 15 yr old girlfriend at the time was quite dirty, her dirty texts were the best and her friend used to make fun of me when i went to the bathroom calling me 'wanka' which was funny. They always teased me trying to make out i go to the bathroom to wank over them. However this joke gave me an idea.

One time we were out they were both sitting opposite me in the mall's cantine area (massive and empty yes!) and luckily we all needed to pee, they insisted i went first with a fliry look and they went second after i came back. We did this so i could look after their huge shopping bags. What i actually did was wanked straight into a condom in the cubicle knowing my chance.

Her friend had a burger and mcflurry from mcdonalds which she had not got around to eating yet and they wanted to go have girly time in the toilets. When the opportunity came about i poured some cum on both the burger and mostly in the mcflurry, luckily this chance only came once. Its probably a good thing i did not put too much on her burger as she would of noticed. All i remember was her friend being flirty with me eating that burger and licking the icecream off her spoon. So hot!

When they came back i joked too that they were horny and wanted to get it on with me. Her friend giggled and my gf agreed lol. At one point both of them wanted a threesome but that never came unfortunately, her friend got such a big cummy surprise tho!

IM SURPRISED BY THE AMOUNT OF WOMEN HERE WHO LIKE THIS BTW.
I could always come on your food if you like some. Enjoy the stories! I love to share ;)

my girls allows my to jizz on her food and i get permission to jizz on her friends food .its fun and they get turned on by this

WINNER !

I get kind of aroused from the thought of a lot of the things people say here, but there are some things that people should keep in mind. It's not okay cumming on someone's panties. That can make them pregnant! You shouldn't cum on food you serve people at public places. When I buy food or drink, I want it to be just that, and no "special ingredients". Putting cum in someone's toothpaste can REALLY give someone a horrible breath! And it can probably destroy people's teeth in the long term. That is just mean! Putting cum in the hairgel is kind of funny, because it gives you REALLY stiff hair :P but I wouldn't advise it. As for people cumming in the food/drink of people you know and so on, I really don't see the problem (as it doesn't hurt anyone). Oh, and you insist on cumming in people's foods on public places and such, you should really be sure you don't have any contagious diseases. It's gotta suck getting a sexual disease from eating at Deli's.

I like cum on my cinnamon rolls. Yummy

i would never waste it on someone who didnt want it.

i would eat it myself

Okay most of this thread is 8 to 12 years old. Anybody sill doing it, got updates, or more creative. Anyone tried cum brownies for their guest? Nice when they mention the soft gooie texture as they lick their fingers clean.

Years ago, I would always pick up food for this hot girl I worked with. One day, I was horny and decided to cum in her shake and hamburger before bringing it back. We then sat down and ate together, and she smiled the whole time enjoying her meal. It's the only time I ever did that, but it was so hot.

I'm glad I found this question and people's comments and found that I'm not alone. My older stepbrother has told me that he overheard his dad - my stepdad, telling some friends in the pub he has been doing this to me for years. Seems that he has been putting it into my food and drink everyday, and it all kinda makes sense cos he always prepares my cereal and makes my milkshakes but nobody else's in the house, and watches me as I eat or drink it. Kinda embaressed that I've told him so many times how much I love the foods and drinks he makes me, and it really does taste great. Not quite sure what to do now. If anybody has any opinions or help of what I should do send me a message.

Reading these comments is making my pussy drip I loving it.

fucking love this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wish that would happen to me or did it already lol

I'm relatively new to this, but over the past month, I've been cumming in some of my wife's things without her knowledge. The reason I've started to do this is because of our lack of sex in our marriage (been 3 years now), her unwillingness to give me oral or shoot my cum anywhere on her. Now just about every night, I cum inside her panties or the bra she sets out to wear the night before so when she puts them on in the morning, my cum is right up against her pussy or her nipples within the bra. Also, I have cum on her toothbrush, in her shampoo & conditioner bottles, in her body wash, and body lotion bottles. It really turns me on and gives me an incredible sense of satisfaction that she is covering herself head to toe with my cum. As far as I know, she knows nothing about it because she hasn't said a word to me about it. Now, I want to start cumming in her food when I can do it secretly without her knowing about it. It would give me the ultimate sense of satisfaction to know she is eating/drinking my cum and not even be aware of it. After reading this thread, it gives me a tremendous sense of hope to be able to do this without her knowledge. I'll have to come back later and tell you how it goes when I'm able to give it a try.

my college roommate had a friend that worked a small mall booth in the food court. He told me never to eat there. He finally told me why. his friend bragged about jerking off into, or fucking the food in the back. I didn't really believe him, and he got all upset I was calling him a lier.

A month or so later we went to the mall, and he said he friend was working, and he had to stop by. I brought up his story, and he said ya, still true.

We went there as the mall was closing, and he introduced me. He seemed like a pot head. He offered us food, but my roommate declined with a laugh. He told his friend he told me what he did, but I didn't believe him.

once he was done cleaning up the front we all went in back. He said he had to make the cookies for next day, by putting them on sheet and refrigerating them for cooking next day. He pulled out a bag and opened it to a big blob of chocolate chip cookie dough. He threw it into a big metal bowl and just as I started to turn and talk to my roommate, this dude pulls his dick out and starts jerking off over the bowl.

I'm watching this skinny lanky dude with this long skinny dick jerk off. He was talking and joking about it, but I didn't really hear him, as i was shocked. my roommate was oh shit dude, and laughed. he said when he stared to precum he would rub his dick into the cookie dough. I half jokingly asking if he was going to fuck it, but he said it was too hard.

he eventually shot a huge load into the bowl. he rubbed his dick with his hands, and then neaded the dough with his cum soaked hands.

I asked him if he did that before, and he said all the time. The place cooked their own bread like a subway, and he said he would actually fuck and cum in that. He said he got off on watching assholes eat his cum.

I never knew guys do this! Kinda mean but hot as hell. Hope someone has treated me to this.

Why would I want to ruin food? Better yet, why can't the girl just get the cum from my dick (It's fresh that way :D)

Please drink my cum straight from my throbbing dick. I'll give you a dollar too!

After reading through these amazing comments I have giving this a try. So far I have cum in my young daughters cheese quesadilla, added more frosting to her cinammon role, and more dressing to her turkey sandwich! The cinammon role was the best seeing her lick the "frosting" right off thecinammon role was beyond hot. The quesadilla was great too - I took it to the bathroom and unloaded right onto the food - a huge load and then I wrapped it up and gave it to her! I cannot wait to stat doing it to her little developing friends also.

I have a stepdaughter that is extremely hot. She has the sweetest ass you have ever seen! One day I was making scrambled eggs for my wife and stepdaughter, when i decided to scramble some of my own in with it. What a joy to watch them eat it, swallowing cum by proxy!

as long as it wasn't a family member i think i would quite like that myself. For some people it's a turn on, for others it a form of revenge and punishment :) it wins both ways!

yes done it loads of times, i usually cum in the milk bottle give it a good shake, then put back in fridge.

it feels great watching someone drink your cum without them knowing.in a cup of tea or coffee or even a glass of milk.

heres a few people who tasted my cum
cousins
friends
neighbours
grannies
aunty
etc

the list is endless

We live in a mother daughter with my mother in law and I dont think a day has gone past where I didnt sneak over there while shes at work and mix my cum into her food, shes proabably been eating my cum every day for three years now, shes probably swallowed more of me than my wife has

Surprisingly, I find that's normal. I mean, sure, it's sick and immoral, but it sounds amusing, and since they'll never know, I can see how it turns you on.
I'd advise you to stop, but still.

Mmmmm. I for the first time yesterday came in some come slaw my gf made and put it back I the fridge. Last night she had a big helping of it and had no idea she was eating my nut!! It was so hit watching her swallow my jizz. I nearly got off in my pants watching her. I'm inviting some dinner guests soon and adding some flavor !!

No, I don't think that's normal. Actually, it's fucking disgusting. Anyone who thinks it's okay to cum in someone's food or drink is disgusting and obviously needs professional help.

@squidgen, would anyone really go to all that trouble???

OK, what is wrong with you people?you are seriously fucked up in the head!

This is soooooooooo hawt!!! wish there were more stories like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Made scrambled eggs for my step daughter sunday morn and i had already came in the yolk before she woke up and sat down, i sat back over a cup of coffee and watched her swallow down every bite.

This past halloween my neighbors and I hosted a social distancing block party with about 10 families including mine. I brought the cupcakes ;-). Every one of them were gone by the end of the night.

Anybody doing it in now August 2020 ?
Any girl feel that Stranger male should cum in her food secretly ?
Anybody from netherlands ?

I recently tried this ...I secretly cum in food of one girl who is living near me and she eaten full food without knowing that she is eating my cum also 😉I loved this and I did cum in her other food stuff also like garlic sauce , chilli paste, milk, fruit juice etc and decided that I will make her eat my cum in her lunch and dinner every day without her knowledge. When she go out I take her food boxes from fridge and cum on her food and then I go and put her food boxes back same as the way it was before so that she don’t feel anything strange.
I think eating my cum in her food secretly will improve her health 😉😉
Suggest me more idea how can I feed my cum to her without her knowledge ?
Thinking to add in her olive oil and in honey also 😉😉or you suggest but I m afraid in honey will it resolve ? I m here 1 more month with her so thinking to feed her my cum this full month 🙂I love imagining that she is eating my cum daily and she don’t know it 😉😉May be she will never know that she had eaten someone’s cum daily in her food for 1 month lol 😉🤪🤪

I've got one that beats all of you. My daughter's 9th Bday party. Her entire softball team was there. I was responsible for making the home made vanilla ice cream. The party was outside at our swimming pool. I was making the ice cream with an electric mixer that i had sitting in the kitchen sink. As I looked out the window over the sink into the back yard at all those sexy little girls running around, I got hard. One thing led to another and soon i was jacking off. If anybody was going to come to the back door i would have seen them in plenty of time to put my dick away and pull my pants up. The ice cream was finished while I was jacking, so I took the motor off, opened the lid, then grabbed a bowl from a cabinet. Jacking to a dozen or so 9-10 yo girls made me shoot off a pretty good load into the bowl. I then poured the contents of the bowl into the ice cream, replaced the lid and motor and mixed it a little more! Standing around and watching all those little girls and some of their moms eating my cum was very intense. I got hard again watching it.

I recently started working with women, there were donuts in the break room. I waited after hours for them to leave, i took took a glaze donut and decided to drop a load on them, i can't to see one of them eat that glaze donut...

I have gotten so wet reading this. I want someone to cum in my food and drinks, lotions... I want to not know it at first and then be told. In public. Humiliated.

Make cum ice cubes for later use in food

Saw one my my butt tight cousin heavily sleeping because of work. Seeing her defenseless with her legs spread open gave me a raging boner so I entered her room and locked the door. Seeing an empty cup, I jerked off and shot all my man essence in the cup. I pulled her lower lip gently and made her unconsciously drink my all my gooey cum. Pinching her nose, she subconsciously swallowed all my jizz. Imagining my sperm swimming inside her made me hard and decided to ram my dick in her mouth and cummed in her mouth until her tongue is cum-coated

Had a classmate who was 1 year older than me but already a teenage mother. Had to admit she is very attractive and her tits were huge since she's lactating so I pretty much stare at them a lot. During lunch break when everyone was gone,I found a milk tea bottle in her bag and a bottle with just milk. It occurred to me that she pumps her breast time to time to relieve the pressure so I grabbed both bottles and went to the bathroom. I jerked off while drinking the milk while imagining that I was sucking her huge lactating tits. I came in the milk tea bottle with bursts of cum streams because of the horniness. The semen was so thick that it won't dilute so I just left it as is inside her bag. I didn't see her reaction but surely she saw the thick cum floating in her drink and the amount of breastmilk gone that she pumped HAHAHA man that was delicious

I knew a guy that used to work in an elementary cafeteria that used to do that… and, brag about it, too. See! No one’s food is safe!!

Im curious tho, all the guys who find this a big turn on, 2 things.
1st - You think its a turnon for others to be the recipients of bodily fluids they are NOT aware of. I bet most of you males would go FLIPPEN BALLISTIC if you found it had been done to you.
2nd- How many of you males have ever even tasted or swallowed your own jizz juice. Im sure many guys wont or dont since "social stigma" would try to convince you that its "gay" or nasty. Women- some day after you give a guy oral, dont swallow- slide up there and kiss him and share his load with him so he knows what its like. If they cant taste or swallow their own, and they are pulling stunts like this post, I would call and file complaint with necessary personell.

I used to rent a bedroom from an Asian family and the mom would leave peeled hard boiled eggs on the table. And she would go in the bathroom I would grab an egg or two and put my pre-cum from my penis all over the eggs and watch her and family eat the eggs with my pre-cum on them. And the Asian mom was HOT. :)

Hi all, a while back my girlfriend was out of town and her nieces daughter showed up unexpectedly. She is about 24 years old, a redhead with green eyes and very slender and a yummy set of tits, lovely ass and long legs. She was planning on staying for about 10 days or so. Needless to say I was very turned on by her, but knew I couldnt touch her. So I did the next best thing,,,, I jerked off and saved all my cum in the refrigerator where it wouldnt be found, five nice big loads of cum.Then when it was close to her last nite , I made a nice ceasar salad with lots of parm. cheese and a healthy dose my cum poured all over it, and mixed in well. It was such a turn on watching her eat her salad, knowing she was eating my cum with every bite. As she licked her fork and I saw the shinny glisten of my cum on her lips.It got me so hard I had a raging hard on the whole time and wanted so bad to pull my cock out and slide it between her lips and all the way down her throat and fuck her mouth untill I shot a nice big hot load of fresh cum down her sweet throat. She asked me four times for my recipe, she said it was the best ceasar salad she has ever had. I told her she cant have the recipe, but the next time she is going to be in town too let me know in advance and I would be happy to plan ahead for making her my special salad,,,, I also found a pair of her juicy
panties and was able to taste her sweet pussy cream, I shot a nice load of cum in them and left
them for her to find. I am sure when she picked them up they were still very wet with all my cum.

I love to thank female friends that host me while traveling by adding healthy loads of cum to their food and drinks. I shoot a large amount especially for the ones I know don't like letting a guy cum in their mouths, makes me so excited that they can taste mine first and only. I've done it in water bottles, milk, yogurt, ketchup and now gonna squirt the second big load in my friend's nearly empty jam jar (when I added my first load yesterday, you could still see it after mixing). She loves jam for breakfast. It was so exciting to see her this morning, gulping down her toast with my cum jar spread on it, swallowing cum for the first time ever without a second thought.

Great to see I'm not the only one! :)

I have this fetish from back in highschool, when I saved my cum in jars and serve coffee to friends a few times. There was this girl I never liked but had huge knockers and came over to my place to study, and when she tasted it she was all "Wow, that's the best coffee ever!" Lol

The other time I was (almost) caught by another girl because I experimented with cum in her tea. Stupid me, the ooze never really disintegrated, so when she took a sip she slurped my cum and instantly made an eeky face! But I think the poor thing never really tasted cum before, so I managed to pursuade her that it was something in the tea strainer.

However, nowadays I do this to my sister-in-law every few days. I've tried it on her toothbrush and in sandwich, but I prefer her coffee. But last few weekends I've been going over the top. First, I saved 3 loads in a jar and then I poured them into her coffee still boiling. So, of course, cold sperm floated on the surface, white and oozy. I served it to her and she dipped a cookie in it and when she pulled it out my sperm was just oozing down from it! Man, she made the most puzzled face ever! She sniffed it, and then ate it. I thought I was about to explode, sitting across the table from her and watching as a strain of my sperm actually stucked onto her chin! She ate all of it - probably thinking it was just cream! - and then drunk the coffee.

The last few days, I saved some 6 loads, and just waited for a good opportunity. This morning, for breakfast, she made yogurt with crushed biscuits and left it on the table for a few minutes to go wash her hands. I just rushed for my jar of cum, and poured it all in. Man, I made a mess, my cum oozed on her spoon and on the table and I barely had time to wipe it - some of it was still quite visible on the brink of her plate! But she was so quickly back. When she started to eat it, she looked quite puzzled in it, again, took some with her spoon and my cum oozed down, again! She tasted it. "Something's wrong with the yogurt," she said to me. "Oh, just stir it well," I said, all blush. And she did!

Why do I do this? It makes me so goddamn horny! :) And I can't wait to try it again!

i jerked off and pisses in her salad dressing

Not normal, but very hot. Closest I've come to that is smearing the rim of my boss's coffee mug with my precum one morning. She's very hot but a real pain!

I shot a large load in my own sandwich it taste great also defrosted 25 loads of cum I saved up and slurped it throw a strew it filled half a wine glass it got me hot

Well, I finally came in some of my wife's food for the first time. Last night, I jacked off on to some pulled BBQ pork she took into work today for lunch. This morning, I topped off her leftover container of macaroni salad with a nice hot load and made sure to stir it in there very nice. I can't wait until one night at dinner when she gets herself another helping of that macaroni salad and she eats my cum without ever knowing it. This is just the beginning for me. I can't wait to cum in lots more of her food.

Okayyyyyyyyyy who had the time to create 30-odd profiles and say this is normal?... Seriously - who? *FACEPALM*

this is nasty, other people might not like this and one the worst thing about this is you can give them disease which cum possibly can contain, srry for my crapy englsih

I have done this many times, I usually cum in a water bottle and drink it later it but one day a girl at work asked for some water, at first I was hesitant but then she just grabbed it and poured in in her cup. I had a huge smile watching her drink every drop of my cum. I also have cummed in another girls food many times when she went to use the bathroom. She would always say it taste much better this time for some reason. I am working on doing it more.

Is it just me, or is cumming inside or on unsuspicious people, not to mention family members, highly disturbing?
With their consent it's one thing, but unsuspicious?

Like really, makes you think wether or not you should even go outside and eat somewhere anymore, due to the fact that some guy with a fetish may or may not cum in your food or drinks.

I had a gf that had a roomate and i came in some of her left over pizza, my gf went to work an hour before me and i was left all alone in their place idk why but i got the sudden urge to cum on the pizza knowing she had bought it last night. I never done it before but i had watched diff porn on the subject and i know it got me hot, so i went for it, i ended up bieng late to work that day but i came 3 time on four slices in the span of an hour or so.

This is a very true and awesome story. I love my wife but she is not sexual at all. She never puts out and does not like sucking dick. Her mom is probably lame too but I have been having fantasies of my cum in her mouth. Well on my birthday my mother in law surprised us with a visit. I wasn't happy because me wife's sister showed up as well. Bitches. Do when they were out I shot two big healthy loads in their vanilla coffee creamer. I came downstairs the next morning after their first night with us and saw all three of them having several cups of coffee and telling each other how delicious it was. So hot knowing all three of them had my spunk in their bellies. Hope you enjoyed my cum you frigid cunts.

thats sick! you need help!

Wow suck dirty trick here. So I had a go my wife won't eat my cum, So I put it on her ice-cream, then inherent food, on her salad. She does not know but never complain about taste. I also gave some to her moody mother in her Bailys & ice

Not only is this not normal, it's most likely a felony. There's lots of things in life that are big turn-ons without violating the rights of others.

ew, you are a perv...

can you private chat here....:) emails?

You're a freak.

I love o lick my cum after I jack off. It taste best when I think My wife is watching me!

I love to shoot a load of my cum into a bowl of rice crispies. It gives the cereal an amazing good taste, as compared to the blah taste this cereal has just with milk. Give it a try guys, u will be blown away by the awesome taste the cereal will have with your protein in it!!

I'm gunna try the lollipop thing man

i once wanked into a girls cornflakes then sat opposite her with a raging hard on under the table as i watched every spoonfull go down,

I did it again today, My GF and her daughter wanted some breakfast from one of the local fast food joints and of course yours truly has to go get the stuff. I went to the retaurant and made a stop in the bathroom, made a deposit in a small container I brought along for the occassion. Well I ordered, and when I got back to the car I opened the biscuits and poured a generous portion of my cum inside of each biscuit and rubbed it all over the inside. Upon returning home I watched my gf and her 34 year old daughter suck down these luscious biscuits. This is a new fetish for me but Im having some major fun with it. I have always had a bit of thing for her daughter, once spied on her in the bathroom. She has very large breasts and a big hairy bush, It was such a turn on watcing this slut suck down my cum and then run her tongue over her lips.

wow that is so fukin hot, i would love to cum on random girl's food. i need a job at mcdonalds or burger king.

I've done this before. I got one of those gum containers with resealable lids on top and came inside of it, and let it dry, of course, and whenever a hot girl, or someone I didn't like, asked for gum, I would give them my cum covered gum. Oh man, those days were funny.

i also jerkoff in my girls food and drink she actually one time had my jizz left on her lips and chin after eating her sandwitch. i m laughing

I have cum in my wife's lotion. When she gets out of the shower she always rubs lotion all over her body. The stuff looks like cum and one day I decided to cum in it while she was showering.

I thought about cumming in her coffee. My wife always swallows my cum and its a huge turn on - and I was thinking of it. So I came in a coffee cup once but when I was done I threw it out. It sorta grossed me out and I simply lacked the motivation to save it having just came. It's just better to cum in her mouth.

But I came directly into the lotion bottle and that was a done deal. And it was such a turn on to watch her rub it all over her body.

(Re-post - I deleted my original comment b/c I did it from my mobile and it was a mess. Sorry about that)

I cummed on my 2 sisters in law toothbrushes before. We were all spending Christmas at their parents. When I went to take a shower, I saw their toothbrushes on the bathroom sink counter. I couldn't resist... I took their toothbrushes into the shower and cummed on them. Then I washed them and put them back where they were.

Another time, one of them brought us some mixed drinks they had made. The next day, before we returned their glasses, I cummed in them, rinsed, dried them, and gave them back.

When I was younger, I used to cum in a bottle and set it aside in the fridge for when my dates or my room-mates dates were over... I would mix shooters and top them off with some of my cum... they wouldn't notice, but I liked giving them "blowjob" shots with my cum in them... make them seem more... real...

I shifted to new place ...and I got one girl living here so I am thinking to feed her my cum unknowingly.
She is vegiterish so it will be more fun that she eat my cum in her food daily without knowing it 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍what you guys/girls say ?

She taken a strawberry yoghurt yesterday ..should I start with that ? Or with her orange juice ?

Or any suggestion guys/girls ?

About to go camping with friends and the best part is that we're all in one room. Plan to make them all drunk and as usual cum on my hot friend. Planning to escalate my ways instead of cumming on her food, I'll just cum inside her mouth when she's drunk. I'll shove my dick in her wet mouth and make her chug my cum until she chokes on it whether she likes it or not

Maybe I should offer to bake a cake and try it

Well reading all this got me so damn hard! I have recently started freezing saving and later warming and eating my own cum, im starting to love it. I am fucking a hot little filipina chick while im overseas, well she claims Im the first dick she ever sucked and from her skills I believe it. So I got her some brownies and now I have about a weeks worth of cum stored in my nuts, so after reading this thread ive been stroking and edging and smearing my pre cum all over the brownies, hopefully she comes over tonight so I can watch her eat them in front of me...fuck it will be so hot

I have 3 stepdaughters, 9, 11, and 12. I have them lay out their clothes in the bathroom for school the next day and I always make sure there is plenty of cum in their panties when they put them on, so it rubs their cunts all day. Also, I have them take a dose of "pro-biotic" at every meal (my cum, unbeknownst to them. They were raised on my cum. I do a lot of crazy stuff like this with their friends too. No harm in it.

I have put my cum in my mother's drinks and food and twice in her disposable douse so when mom is in front of me I can watch her swallowing my cum and when she uses her douse mom is shooting my sperm deep inside of herself. I masturbate thinking about it

I need cum NOW

This is such a HOT topic...I'm going to try it in my mother in law's food next time I visit....

My Step daughter oat meal she was 27 . she had a cold .did it 5 days in a roll. 2010 . Did it again 4 months ago. her husband was at work and she has morning sickness from being pregnant. I jack off in her trix cereal and chicken noodle soup. she doesn't know. cant wait to do it again. what made me do it was the naked photos I found. she was deep throating , anal, cum running out her pussy. etc. etc. etc. I kept a copy for my self . would love to fuck her .

I just loaded a joghurt carton of my 24 year old step daughter with cum ... Put my whole cock in the carton ... Sonhot ... Netxt morning i watched her pour the joghurt in her plate and eat it ... Mmmmmm

My wife loves the taste of cum, mine and whomever's I let her fuck in front of me. She doesn't know this, though, but I'm always dumping a load in the milk or mayonnaise. For an added benefit, I've discovered sticking my hard cock in a freshly opened jar of mayo is like sticking it in a hot, creaming woman's fuck hole, so the shots in the mayo are huge, enough to make the mayo smell like cum no matter how well I stir it in. I also regularly make a deposit in the peanut butter, salad dressings, pasta sauces, and coffee creamer. Like other guys on here, I also blow loads in the crotch of her panties and bra cups. She knows about this and always lets me know when she's wearing something I've cum in. 'Course she rarely wears panties unless it's church on Sundays, so sitting in the pew it's all I can do to keep a big hard down - not cool in church. I've tried to get her to stop wearing panties to church but I'm torn about that because I do love her sitting there with cum-soaked panties pressed into her cunt.

Yes she was the daughter of my elder cousin sister. They live in US. When I 1st saw her I went to bathroom and masterbate. She was sexy like anything. One night I unloaded my cum in the glass of her mango juice and offered her. When she was drinking I I felt as if I was fucking her. I unloaded another time on the toothbrash of my elder brother's wife and watched her brashing her teeth.

I know this is an old post, but I have to admit it turns me on. I thought I was the only one who'd ever done that sort of thing.

Hot as hell, i save my cum to add to peoples food in a syringe :D If your wife/daughter drinks those pro-biotic drinks with the silver foil you can add quite a bit if you neatly peel the opposite edge of he foil lid.

I have contributed to all of my wifes drinks and she shared one with me the other day, totally hot knowing we were sharing my own cum :D

My bf always does this (to me, noone else).. So I say normal.

Who wants to meet so we can cum on each other's food

both cum and piss diretly from the body is very sterile, so no bacteria from there. I would say make sure your pubic area is clean to avoid any hance of bacteria infection. Last thing you would want is food poisoning or an STD.
I personally don't like the taste but if they don't notice it, even better :)

I love to give dinner parties. I've lost count of the number of people who have gone home with my spunk in their bellies!

I cum in my step daughters panties, on her toothbrush, in her food and drinks her shoes in her clothes and most recently in her pussy. Sex with my 26 year old step daughter was the most amazing sex I have ever had. I shot more cum in her in a sex filled Saturday than I have shot in her mother in the last year. I mean that girl makes my cock explode like no one ever has before. She loves for me to cook for her when she comes to our house, its about the only time I ever cook, but I love shooting a load of cum in whatever I fix for her. She always tells me how much she loves my cooking. My most favorite memory was one day when we were running errands she ran into the store and left her lemonade squirt bottle in my truck. The kind you squirt in a water bottle that turns it into lemonade. I topped it off for her with a healthy jizzload. It was so funny because she came out of the store carrying a water bottle got into my truck and put 2 squirts into her water bottle. This was before we ever had sex so it was such a huge turn on.

Great story.

I love doing this

ive come in lots of food and watched people eat it, but ive also spit in some drinks or on food.

anyone else done this?

I haven't put cum in other peoples food or drink but I have tried it on alot of different foods for myself.
So far the only time I thought it made it taste better was on peas and carrots. Its not just because it needed salt... It really was yummy on them.

i work at this small restruat and the females i know loves me to jizz on her food with thier permission
thats the key her permission and i would never do this with out any prmission . because its considered rape and im not a rapest but if i give her a hent and she is knows what she wants because im in a relationship with her its ok with her.

I started cumming in my wife's food about a year ago when she let me know she was okay with the idea. Since then, barely a day has gone by that she didn't eat or drink my semen. Most mornings I cum in her breakfast or her coffee. Not only has it been a huge turn-on for me to do it, but I feel it has had a positive effect on our marriage, and has been beneficial to our sex life. It has been positive for our marriage because it just makes me feel very close to her always knowing my semen is inside her body. It has been beneficial to our sex life because I find that when we have sex, my urge to cum on her or in her has already been satisfied, and I can devote myself entirely to her pleasure.

its a good feeling to jizz on my girl's food and her friends when they know it.

Mmm I love a good load in my food. Better straight from the source though.

Wow this is an amazing turn on! It hasn't happened to be but I really wish it would soon ;)

Will share with you a time last year, was asked by neighbor to look after his son and daughter for the evening while he and his wife went out. The daughter was a 14 yr rebel type and i was almost certain she had a crush on me, i was 17 then. Anyway when i got there it seemed she had taken a shower (her hair wet) and was wearing really skimpy clothes for her age, low cut top and short skirt, this kind of made me hot at the time as it was almost like she wanted to impress me sexually!

Her dad gave me some money to go get us some food from a take away restaurant just down the street. Before i went I snuck off to the bathroom hamper and took her panties (couldnt resist the smell) then i had this awesome idea, i asked her what meal it was she wanted and then asked her if she wanted banana milkshake, funnily enough she said yes! I said large or small, she replied large and i went off with a big woody.

I snuck off with the take away food to the toilet in the restaurant and ended up shooting a load into her milkshake thinking of her. When i got back watching her slurping that 'double' thick milkshake all night made me really hot again. I probably wouldnt do that again but considering the shake was thick to begin with and how sexy/loose she was dressed i had to question whether she wanted me to do it! I had to reward her efforts. She had huge 36C boobs on display! lol.

Would of been even better if she noticed and asked to drink it straight from the tap instead, damn that'd be lucky! But its not polite to ask a girl.

i was at a party one time and a girl that was rude to everyone asked me to fix her plate. but before then she told a guy that she only dated jocks and rich guys and told him to get lost. So a buddy of mine had that idea for me to jizz in her salad. so my buddy fixed her plate and went to the bathroom to do his business when he finshed he told me to go and do the same thing i was luaghing and went to the bathroom and did the same. well when a handed he the plate she demaned some more wine .so lets just say she got doubled jizz with ranch dressing . i would probly nerver do this again but it was funny. my home boy and i are deseae free by the way

i like to unscrew the top off the toothpast cum in it then replace it so the next squeez is my cum

whats the dirtist and pervyist thing you ever did

i love cumming on food and toothbrushes

great thread, my man!

this thread makes me hard as fuck lol. My wifes inviting 30 sexy women over and I got 30 cream filled donuts filled with my warm jizz ready for there tummys (=, this is gonna turn me on, my wife would kill me if she found out lol, I'll let ya know how it goes!

I've had to favorite this for the lulz!

There's this time my aunt called and told me she'd visiting. So I made tea for her and came over the bread. I also shot a load into the honey jar. But surprise! She came with a friend and she(friend) ate the bread smeared with cum. My aunt also ate a little cum from the honey and margarine jar but it's her friend who ate the lion's share. I was so turned on on that day.

Let me start off by saying that I'm a dirty, filthy bastard. I have been making my wife breakfast and preparing it for her in a way that only I can. First I wake up before her and head out to kitchen. I grab a cereal bowl out of the cupboard and set it on the counter. Then I proceed to start stroking my cock and start thinking how my wife is going to taste my sweet cum. I finger my dirty ass and rub it all over the bottom of the cereal bowl. Next I spit in the bowl until my mouth is dry. Finally I shoot my load into the cereal bowl and mix it all together. Next I pour the Raisin Bran into the bowl and make sure that everything is covered up real good. I pour the milk in and prepare to stir it up. Before I do that I get the spoon and stick it up my ass and fart on it. I can easily see and smell the shit remnants on the spoon. Then I stick it in the cereal and stir it up for her. Gonna make that little whore eat my spit, my shit and my jit yet again. Love watching her lick that spoon clean.

Any girls wanting to eat my cum send me your email ;D

Fuck No!

If it were me and I found out, I'd kick your ass Bruce Lee style.