Dark humor
I'm kind of in the mood to hear really dark jokes. Give me your best shot.
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I'm kind of in the mood to hear really dark jokes. Give me your best shot.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
My wife left a note on the fridge saying, “this is not working”. I don’t know what she’s talking about, the fridge is working fine.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one. She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins, I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
My son's dick tasted like horse semen, now I know how my daughter died.
If we gave 50 miles of bug nets & 1000 gallons of insect repellent to Africa, we could save hundreds of millions.........Of mosquitos from dying of aids.
What's a black guy in the ocean?
Pollution
What's all black people in the ocean?
Solution