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You're a controversy-free celebrity with effectively unlimited money and time to do whatever you want. However, every time you meet someone you'd like to be friends with or who you're attracted to, you have an 8% chance of shitting yourself in their presence
| No deal | 6 | |
| Deal | 15 |
am i immune to any future controversies? or would i get cancelled on twitter when i inevitably shit myself in front of some other celebrity at an event
Shitting yourself wouldn't be seen as controversial, just incredibly embarrassing for you if there were any paparazzi around. You could still get yourself cancelled if you did or said the wrong thing
that's a no from me then. i'd 100% get too intoxicated one night, say some controversial shit, deal with the public reaction terribly and then have to live my life no longer famous but still at a constant risk of shitting myself in front of an attractive woman. the nipple one was a better deal.
Foolish mortal. You think mere adult diapers will quell the storm your bowels will unleash?
It would probably depend on what I'm eating.
I think you're just looking for an excuse to talk about diarrhea, but diarrhea is no joke. Let me tell you there are few things equal to the experience of dealing with a chronically constipated elderly person who has taken too many stimulant laxatives behind your back.