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Scientists are guaranteed to find the cure to cancer in the next 5 years, but for every minute they make progress in their research, it feels like (for the guys) your testicles are being crushed in a vice and (for the girls) it feels like your ovaries are being constantly punched by Mike Tyson

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  • megadriver

    No deal, some cancers can be treated already and a cure can't be more than 10-15 years away.

    There are a lot more people dying from heart disease than cancer.

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  • LloydAsher

    Nope. Got to see the bigger picture here. Do you know how many road accidents/ general accidents that would happen if that took place simultaneously?

    It would far exceed the cancer death toll until cancer is solved with the current rate of research.

    Cancer is bad. But it's not the end all be all of what can kill the average person.

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    • Clunk42

      You'd cause that many accidents? It's only you, not everyone.

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      • LloydAsher

        They didnt specify if it was exclusively for you. Just described what it feels like.

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        • Clunk42

          "It feels like -your- testicles," not -their- testicles.

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          • LloydAsher

            Who ever uses "it feels like their testicles"

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            • OP, when he's referring to hypothetical other people, which he wasn't doing in the post. OP was referring to you as in the reader

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  • Holzman_67

    Imagine if they found a cure for cancer. I already complain about the crowd at the shops on a sunday.

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    Well, I guess they won't be finding the cure for cancer.

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  • Millie_the_evil_saint

    Question: how are the scientists capable of working under so much pain?

    Are all scientists people without balls and ovaries?

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    • the scientists aren't the ones in pain. I'm not pitching this deal to them

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      • Millie_the_evil_saint

        So just random people? LOL sounds like test subjects lololol

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      • LloydAsher

        Should of specified

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        • You need to learn to read got damn English, son

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          • Millie_the_evil_saint

            ok Mommy

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  • Clunk42

    That's the sort of thing where you practically have an obligation to say yes to it; you can deal with the consequences and regrets later, but, for now, you've got to cure cancer.

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