Deer riding

I live in the woods so I am able to admire the wildlife around me, including a herd of deer. Every morning, I gaze out the window and wonder what it would be like to hop on the back of a deer and gallop away into the woods. I don't mean horse riding, because I already do that, but I feel like a deer would be more exciting and primal. Would it be normal to pursue this?

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Based on 87 votes (47 yes)
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  • dirtybirdy

    I bet you a buck you won't do it

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  • I don't think you'd survive the encounter.

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  • Airstreamlover

    That my friend is quite a focus. Everyone needs a focus I guess.

    I say no, only because it would hurt and terrify the creature. Try to look outside yourself for at least 3 seconds, long enough to think about how your actions affect others.

    Though I can't help but wonder if this is a troll-ish kind of post.

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  • Kura

    While cool in idea,it would not be wise in reality. Mr. or Ms. Deer would not like that. XD (They could seriously hurt you!)

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  • shade_ilmaendu

    Are deer's legs even strong enough to carry a person?

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    • NotStrangeBird

      Yes. And send them to the hospital too.

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      • shade_ilmaendu

        Oh certainly the latter. I just wasn't sure about how a deer would *ever* be to ride on assuming one could be domesticated. They're not quite as big or stocky as horses are.

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        • NotStrangeBird

          Multiple deer riding media available online for your consideration. Many more for reindeer.

          Or do you mean putting apples out by your porch to bait 'em in and jumping aboard by stealth and surprise?

          That could be a good rodeo craze, riding a big old whitetail deer.

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  • Terrik1337

    Not normal to do it, but absolutely normal to fantasize about it. That would be so much fun.

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  • Aub

    No really normal but sounds cool. Tell me how that one goes.

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  • StewyButterworth

    I think it's completely normal to want to go deer riding. The only draw back is that the Nuge might blow your head off. Hopefully the Nuge wouldn't let the deer rider go to waste.

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  • redoctober

    Yeah then you can ride around like Ashitaka from Princess Mononoke and find a little pigglet and pretend it's the boar god.

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  • Hersh0611

    As funny as this sounds I have wondered the same thing myself. If you decide to do it feel free to post it on youtube.. But dont do it!

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  • JasonSwerve

    Simple if you try this you will die.

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  • Shackleford96

    I miss the user itswhatwedeerdo.

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    I DEER you to do it.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Don't do it. Deer can be dangerous especially during mating season.

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  • Energy

    Try it out.

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