Describe what you look like

Before or after the explosion?

I'm chronically obese, have a receiding hairline, a micro penis, and make perverted noises whilst walking through lingerie sections in clothing stores

Vaguely humanoid.

I look fed up. I'm sure many can relate.

6'4"
245 pounds at maybe 12-15% bf
Couple inch long brown hair and side burns. Lots a fucking acne. Smile on my face if and only if I had sex the night before.

Vampire
152 years old
178 cm
72 kg
muscular
big feet
some scars
Can stop time for about 9 seconds

Some of those informations may not be accurate.

I'm not unlike Daria in my appearance.

I was once told I looked like my dad, I thanked them only to be told that it wasn’t a compliment.

I look Latino only whiter and with a very defined face
female and i have very extreme eye rings

A bushy classy mustache under ma nose
🕺🏻
The moustache man
Sometimes I stick them on my face

A generic early 2000’s avril lavigne.

6ft3
290lb's
build: other than a pot belly, muscular
Race: White with a pinch of native american
brown wavy hair: mostly medium length, sometimes short
green eyes
Facial hair: sometime's clean shaven, other times mutton chops
unnaturally large forehead, chest & hands with only slightly bigger than average feet.

People say I look normal, but they act as if I look abnormal.

5'3"
Average size.
Dark hair.
clean complection.
usually I try to smile or make a funny face.

extremely pale. freckles. long eyelashes. b cup. medium dyed black hair. 5 ft

like merle haggard

Most people say I look like Keanu Reeves. I honestly don’t see it. People have also said that I look 19 I’m 31.

Expressive brown eyes, thick eyelids, natural crescent-moon shaped eyebrows, oily white skin that tans rather than burns, round face that goes puffy when exposed to an abundance of dust mites/pollen/pet dander and breaks out into acne at the slightest provocation, solid jaw, high-ish cheekbones, medium length fine brown hair that gets greasy easily and refuses to curl. Medium height, sturdily built like a Celt; chubbier than your average European, but perhaps normal by US standards. I have a long torso relative to the size of my legs, which are long in the thigh and almost comically short in the calf. Fat tends to go to my thighs and buttocks first. I am a mosquito magnet.

People often think I look under 25. I turn 30 this year.

I think I look like a tree with skinny branches want to snap my twigs lol

White
185cm
105kg
large build, some muscles - no 6 pack, small beer belly.

Black eyes, Very curly black hair I keep under control with hair gel in a greaser hairstyle, no facial hair as I shave every 2 days.

I usually wear classic jeans, a semi-formal shirt with the top 3 buttons undone and golden cross necklace showing and a pair of businessy leather shoes. Some say I have a mafia look... Others say I look 18, even if I am 26 XD

I have shoulder length black hair with a fringe, it looks really girly. I also stay clean shaven and pluck my eyebrows so I do look quite feminine, but I like that. Sometimes I even use mascara. I've tried using other make-up but I can't get the knack of applying it correctly, it always comes out rubbish. I have thought before that maybe I was trans, I don't have any real dysphoria though so I doubt it, I just like to look feminine. Sometimes I worry though that I'm just making a fool of myself for it, like I'm trying to put lipstick on a pig, especially now that I'm getting older. I'll be 30 soon. It looks alright for some young boy to dress up like that but I'm worried I'll just look like some desperate old fool.

White
Brown hair with a high raise haircut.
Dense build
6ft
220lb
North European features.
Slight tinge of almond eyes (gets more apparent as I age)
Trying to grow out a beard so it's all raggedy.

I have very light blue eyes and one is red and I have mostly brown hair but some is blonde and red and it's basically multicolored, I have crazy hair and i'm 5'6ft, and I have alot of Tattoos and Peirings and my skin color is Olive, and very sharp kanines, Idk why I just like them and i'm Muscular

Since he commented first, I'll just use ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet's comment as a template.
Male
5'9"
270lbs
Somewhat obese looking
White
Thick blond hair
Green eyes
No facial hair
Wear glasses

Slim, slender girl with pale, snow-white skin, dark brown waist-length wavy hair, usually messy, giving me an "ahoge". I rarely brush my hair, cause I don't give a fuck and never go out and have no one to impress. But on the rare occasion I do then it looks neater. I have hazel eyes I think, many people tell me my eyes are dark, either dark blue/grey, or greyish/greenish/brownish/bluish. I also look very young for my age. I'm 25 but people think I look like a 12 or 14 year old. I also act like it. My figure is skinny, I have no muscle to speak of, my arms look like twigs, like you could snap them in half. I am one of those lucky people who can eat a lot and never get fat. I have never shaved but I'm not really noticeably hairy. I have small, but perky nice boobs. I wear my pyamas or a onesie or dressing gown at all times, apart from when I go out, where I either throw on a grungy looking outfit, or if I'm going somewhere I'm not likely to get dirty, a super cute girly kawaii outfit; there is no inbetween. People always tell me I look like the Grudge or the ring, it's like a running joke.
Age: 25
Sex: Female
Race: British English
Height: 5'6
Weight: 118 lbs

people tell me I look like beck..

Iv been told I look like Chris Tucker

6'3" dark blonde hair, buzz cut

5’5”.5
Brown hair singular ringlet bang (mop curly the rest)
Monocles
113lbs
Tall long ears
Big bushy tail
Desire to eat your leafy greens

5'2" tall, long brown wavy hair, 110 lbs, 36 years old. enough info?

Olive skinned girl with nonexistent long dark hair who rarely ever smiles