Did you brush your teeth today?

Did you brush your teeth today?

Yes, I always brush my teeth every morning. 57
Nah. I never brush my teeth 16
Brush? Why? I always suck her teats. Oh, you mean 'teeths'. No. 6
I wouldn't call it 'teeth'. I have only one tooth. 3
Other answers 13
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Comments ( 34 )
  • Darkoil

    I use a water flosser, then an electric toothbrush and finally mouthwash. I do that at least twice a day. The water flosser was expensive but I would recommend one to anyone who wants to take care of their teeth.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Always do, I actually always brush my teeth to the beat of the music I'm playing, I can't help it haha, I was listening to math rock today so it was a pretty hectic brush

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  • thegypsysailor

    Of course, both of them.

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  • galen

    Not yet, but give me a chance. It's still early in the morning.

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  • dirtybirdy

    I rub my beak on a hedgehog. Same thing.

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  • Gilda

    No,But thanks for reminding me

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  • smellypillowgirl

    I hate brushing my teeth,but do it anyway.

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  • green_boogers

    Yup, twice with a Phillips Sonic Care.

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  • Aries

    every day twice a day :) I love how my teeth / mouth feels after ! if I wasn't worried about a downside of it .. I would brush more!

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      Nothing beats a clean mouth with lovely teeth! <3

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      • Aries

        I agree! it just makes you feel like a new person :D

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        • omghahahawasbanned

          Very true!

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  • chained_rage

    On Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays I brush my teeth three times a day.
    On Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays I brush them 4 times a day.
    On Sundays I brush twice.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I brush them twice a day. Sometimes three or four if I want to get a horrific aftertaste out of my mouth.

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    • Good girl! :D

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Yay!
        *runs around like a happy doggie*

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        • Sit!

          *hehe*

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            *sits and drops a dead bird on your shoe*
            WOOF!

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            • Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl?

              *patting Cuntsiclestick's head*

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  • I brush my teeth several times a day. Good hygeine is important.

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    • Ellenna

      Especially when you're a bug eater

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      • dirtybirdy

        I often eat bugs for breakfast.

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        • Lady bugs, potato bugs, snails and slugs
          Tonight I go looking for bugs
          Crawling in the bed and under the rug
          Thats where I go looking for bugs
          Spiders, centipedes, bumble bees and worms
          Yummy bugs for breakfast, theyre crunchy and squrim
          Grasshoppers, crickets, cockroaches and germs
          Im having bugs for breakfast, watch them squirm.

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          • dirtybirdy

            Haha nice. Is that one of your songs?

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            • Yeah. I took my screen name from the song I wrote years ago.

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        • Mytwin295

          :O cannibal!

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          • dirtybirdy

            You're next!

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            • Mytwin295

              But im not 'bugs for breakfast'!

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          You eat bugsforbreakfast? I didn't know you were a killer flesh eating bird.

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          • dirtybirdy

            He was in the butterfly costume. He was irresistible.

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      • omghahahawasbanned

        Hahaha! Awesome comment, Ellennna!

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