Discuss with god about my death

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I want to petition God with respectful argument to grant me these two wishes concerning my death.

#1. I want to die on my birthday. I don't know if it's because of my obsession with orderliness or not, I have this conviction that dying on my birthday would be the perfect timing for me to depart this life. The closer my time of death is to my time of birth, the better.

#2. I want my death to be sudden and quick. I don't want gradual death. I want to be alive one second dead the next. You know, like getting smashed by a speeding truck while crossing a highway, or succumbing to sudden cardiac arrest during an orgasm.

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  • COVID-19
    3 years ago

    Careful what you wish for.

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  • libertybell
    3 years ago

    First part's normal, second part isn't.

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    • LloydAsher
      3 years ago

      You mean second part is normal not the first right?

      Who wants to die an agonizing death?

      I once saw a video of a deer being ran over by a planes landing gear. By ran over I mean it was atomized instantly into pink mist. That is the way to go, instant death, very smart.

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  • olderdude-xx
    3 years ago

    It is my belief that "god" (by whatever name you use) will indeed grant the desires of worthy petitioners. I've actually heard of other similar cases where the wishes were met.

    It's not a one way street though. What are you doing in life to live up to the base expectations on how you live your life and treat other people? I suspect that if you truly uphold your end of the bargain... that you will find that "god" is will be gracious to you in return.

    May you live a phenomenal life... and ultimately go in peace.

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    How would you know if God can talk?

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  • have_a_good_day
    3 years ago

    God ain't indian. You can't bargain with dat mothafucka. I hope you get a slow and ironic death fo disrespecting da G-dawg like dat

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