Do chicks love helicopter dick?

Admit it. Nothing gets you wetter and more excited than when your man's hips start shaking and the salami starts swinging. In fact the true measure of a man is the circumference and velocity of his gyrations. It's pretty much the male equivalent of twerking.

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Based on 8 votes (5 yes)
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Comments ( 12 )
  • Issacelerx

    When I first read the title, I was like: What the heck is Helicopter Dick. Lmao

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  • Nickvey

    round and round is a lot safer than the pendulum pump felt like my balls were getting ripped off. and it stung each time my dick slapped my ass.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I much prefer when he bends over and shakes his ass. I get to see all the parts I like that way. That's better than just seeing a dick spinning.

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    • chewy

      ooh ;) Do tell!

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  • redbeanbun

    I don't love it and I don't get wet from it however, it's entertaining when it's carried out by someone you're attracted to.

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  • strangethingshappen

    Fuck off!!

    Majority of women think your cocks are Ugly af!

    We don't want to receive slug looking dick pics or see that piece of shit swinging.

    You men act like it's a gift from God where as a matter of fact it's a curse.

    You are weak and pathetic and can't control your pigish animalistic urges.

    No wonder more and more women are going gay

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    • IOrderdedMcNuggetsNotMcPubics

      ^^^ hey everyone This “strangethingshappen” is a dude role playing as a feminist for some reason. I’ve seen this dude used to post anti sjw stuff with the exact same diction.. attention seeker much?

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      • strangethingshappen

        Wana bet ?

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      • strangethingshappen

        Why would I be a dude? Not only is that an assumption but the most dumb assumption I've ever heard xD

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    • redbeanbun

      Yup, a penis is a curse.
      It's not something that assists in procreation.

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      • strangethingshappen

        Admit it, you give a fuck about procreation.

        You just want to stick your dick in something

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        • redbeanbun

          I was sarcastically replying to your "it's a curse" statememt.

          It must have gone over your head .-.

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