Do most people use their smartphones while pooping?

Yes they do I hear them in the toilet at work:( so classy!

I don't. I hope my poops don't take that long.

That's about the only time I use my phone for anything other than music.

I talk on the phone with family and friends while i am on the toilet. I used to try to not make any noises so they wouldn't notice, but now i don't even care if they know

NO, my tablet is way better. You know with the bigger screen and shit

i wipe my phone clean with a mix of alcohol and distilled water as much as i can remember to.

There's far worse bacteria that most people touch outside of the bathroom like the gas pumps at the gas station, doors at stores, stair rails, elevator buttons, money, and a host of other things. I take my chances.
:)