Do u like my poem?
The Toughest Man
Do not think me rude, my love
I return slight with slight
My tough guy act fits like a glove
O'er my dainty hand, so white.
In ladies' bits am I oft drowned
(Or so I'd like to say)
Still, I have been roundly crowned
"Lord of all things loudly gay."
I huff and puff and act real tuff
Yet none can I convince.
I'd stomp around and yell some stuff,
But my feet can only mince.
One day I'll make it known
To all I come across
I'm big, tough, and bad to the bone -
And my boyfriend's cum tastes like apple sauce!
| It's good | 5 | |
| It's great | 1 | |
| It's bad | 4 | |
| It's okay | 1 | |
| I hate it | 3 |