Do virgins walk differently than non virgins?

What do you think? Can you tell if someone is a virgin, based on the way they look or act?

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  • anti-hero

    Depends on how hard and recently they have fucked.

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    • chasea12

      I think i laughed to hard at that

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      • anti-hero

        It happens.

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        • megadriver

          Same here. Laughed more than i should have!

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  • dom180

    Non-virgins have the arrogant swagger of success (with optional jazz-hands), whereas virgins have the meek, silent shuffle of inexperience.

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    • ProseAthlete

      I am totally opting in on the jazz-hands next time. I'm sure my husband will be thrilled.

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    • kelili

      Cooooooooooooooool, that one of the greatest comment I've come across. Thumbs up

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    • anti-hero

      Best laugh I have had in a long time. Thank you.

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    • FredSumper23

      What do you mean by "Arrogant swagger of success"? I know a lot of people who are silent shufflers and are non-virgins

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  • Living_Too_Late

    Virgins asses are, on average, 2% perter due to having spent less time on their backs. If you hang around outside a supermarket with a plumb line, protractor, book of cosines n tangents and a calculator you'll soon learn to identify virgins by the angle of their posteriors from the perpendicular.

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    • Tyson69

      True

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  • Shackleford96

    Stop observing the way I walk, dammit!

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    • 1000yrVampireKing

      We all know you cant be a virgin. After all you had Joseph.

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      • Shackleford96

        True...

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    • nerdygirly123

      lol well played

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      • Shackleford96

        Lol

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    note to self use more jazz hands

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  • charli.m

    o_O

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  • No, but I can tell within 30 seconds of meeting someone whether or not they are a virgin. As can most sex addicted perverts.

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    • Dalinar

      What about me?

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    • bemah

      really, how?

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      • They smell like hand lotion.

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        • bemah

          how do you know their not just wearing hand lotion to stop their skin from drying out.

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  • shade_ilmaendu

    I don't think so, at least not by casual observation. You might be able to tell if say, you're hanging out with someone for a while and they become uncomfortable or offended when something sexual is brought up, but that would be an extreme scenario of someone who was actually against or weirded out by sex rather than just someone who hasn't had it. O.o

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  • megadriver

    Virgins walk very carefully. They also tend to walk silently. Non-virgins walk with a ton of swagger! From time to time they shout "I've had sex!".

    No. They walk in the same way.

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  • SDDA

    Sometimes I like to look at people and try to determine how much they have done, just by the way they look and their personality and their friends and what I could picture them doing. My predictions could be very wrong, though.

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  • kit291

    Ok! A lot of people thought i wasn't a virgin when i was so i guess no you can't really tell.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    I can not tell? I just see people.

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  • Magenta_W

    No, are you fucking stupid? Christ no.

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  • thatperson1992

    Day after? Yeeeee

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  • pinkangel

    Haha how can you know if im a virgin .im not a virgin not in my ass but a totally yes on my tight pussy.cause im waiting the right hot smart dude someday sometime maybe here in texas maybe in brazil i Want it to be special passionate wild and hot :)

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    • megadriver

      A texas girl? That's interesting. Interested in a dude from Europe? Also wanting wild passion and hot days & nights. :D

      Maybe gonna' visit the US this summer (Got an invite from some mates)

      Can't wait to rent a Corvette and shred it's tires :D

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  • gargamel

    Fucking hilarious!!

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  • Possumx

    You can't tell whether a woman is a virgin or not by the way they walk.
    I have read that a recent study found that women walk and dance differently at different points in their monthly cycles.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Ha!

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  • GreyWulfen

    Don't think so.

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  • nerdygirly123

    well i dont really know ive never really paid attention to the way people have walked if they had tne tbe ā€œDā€

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    • Shackleford96

      Welcome to IIN.

      I have no idea what "tne tbe 'D'" means.

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      • nerdygirly123

        hahaha i ment if they had the D , if your smart the D maens dick.

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