Do women have an expiry date

In all honesty does a woman reach a certain age where she "expires"? What age would that be?

EDIT: By expire I don't mean getting old and wrinkly, I mean does a woman get to that point where even though still "young" she has already faded.

Yes 35
No 30
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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Your post reminded me that the milk in the back of my fridge is expiring soon. I must consume it before the bacteria does.

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  • CoraCook

    You can check a woman's expiration date on her death certificate, it's there!

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    • ㅤㅤㅤ

      *throws basketball in hoop*
      WHOOSH

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  • dom180

    I don't know what you mean. Please elaborate. :)

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    • iEatZombies_

      They don't what they mean either. lol.

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  • Alberthall

    Why women? Why not humans? Women don't expire any earlier than men, in fact usually about a decade later [there are more widows than widowers]. Humans like all animals [there is no difference despite what religion likes to brain wash us into thinking] are born, develop, procreate, nurture, decline and die. Itreally is as simple as that.

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  • Holzman_67

    No. I love seeing traces of still present beauty in middle aged women. little moments where they expose a youthfulness still present, be it in a laugh or the way the hair falls over a part of the face, a cheekiness, a sigh, a glimmer in the eye.

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    • Morgan_Freeman

      The pinkness of the pussy.....

      Narrated by Morgan Freeman.

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  • Couman

    Yes, it's April 12th, 2043.

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  • howaminotmyself

    Women kind of do. But not in the sense you are thinking. It kind of sucks if that's what drives your life or what give you a sense of purpose. But still, women go through menopause and they are no longer able to do what nature designed them for. It can be tough. But it isnt exactly expiring, its just transition from one of life's phases into the next.

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  • Energy

    Humans don't have expiration dates. Unless you mean dying.

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  • I_steal_free_bread

    I think the "expiration date" you're speaking of is puberty.

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    • starbug

      That sounds preverted

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    • CoraCook

      That is a common way of thinking aboutit... do you actually agree?

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  • thegypsysailor

    Absolutely, but it'll take a bigger man than you to check it. First you turn 'em over, then you......

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  • I would say so, yes, in terms of appearance. Everybody does but I've noticed that womens' are sooner.

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    • CoraCook

      Honestly, I don't see the fact that appearance changes as a sign of decline necessarily. It all really depends on your standards; if you think youth is what makes someone beautiful then it's true. When I was younger I used to like pretty boys, now, as I mature, I prefer rugged manly looks on a man. I see the lines on their faces, the signs of time, of experience and find that interesting and more attractive than an angel face (awww, sorry, Duzzy, but you don't do anything for me :( I'd put you in the crystal cabinet, though... lol)

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      • I see your point and it was originally what I was going to include, that it will be different for some people because others have different tastes, much like myself. For example, I prefer older women, which was going to lead in to that point but I got lazy.

        As for your part on attraction that my appearance is brought in to, a lot of people don't realize that I don't aim to look sexually attractive, which is what I assume you mean by attraction, I am to be visually attractive much like something you would put in a crystal cabinet. I don't aim to look like a sexual God but as art, which may sound odd. Lol.

        As for the rugged look, I can pull that off, believe it or not. When I don't style my hair, tie it back, sweep it back, or just have it not styled and grow facial hair some people say I look a bit like a young version of Chris Hemsworth, but then again his appearance wouldn't suit someone of my age, so I would suspect your view on my attraction levels of that type would not change. Lol. But then again different people say I look like so many different people that you might not see me as capable of looking like him even if I wasn't all done up, but to each their own. Lol.

        -Sits on CoraCook's crystal cabinet- ;P

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        • CoraCook

          ahahahaha cutesie. Ok, I am extremely surprised, to say the least, that you would be attracted to older women (how old are we talking? like 23? lol)... it seems you value youth so much... :S Hmmm... Maybe it's your own? Yes, you just sit right there and be a good boy -- You don't want to have your peepee thrown in the pot, do you?! *pats head*

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          • Cutsie? That's me -Puts fingers on cheeks- ;D

            Well, the youngest I have had sex with was twenty nine, oldest was mid thirties. I've had the opportunity to engage with people my age but I can never really get in to it during the whole "dance" of engagement.

            I think Youth is amazing, obviously not "young" youth but ages from twenty to twenty five, there's just something about it that I don't understand myself. I always viewed twenty five as the perfect age. I definitely value my own youth, though. It's mine. May seem creepy but I've always had this dream of being a statue. Lol.

            My peepee?! :O No, ma'am!
            -Sits- 0_0

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            • CoraCook

              Holy shit! Couldn't have pictured that. Guess they didn't have crystal cabinets to keep you in, eh?

              Just wait till you get to 30! You'll think you're hotter than ever. I have a gay friend, though, who although looking extremely hot at 50, felt like crap. He was a pretty and handsome young gay man once, now he's an older handsome gay man who lives in a jar... :/

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  • snarkygirl

    You mean when the eggs run out?

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  • searchy

    21, then it's downhill from there.

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  • iEatZombies_

    In 2036 they'll come up with a pill for that.

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    • CoraCook

      Will that be a retroactive pill? :(

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      • iEatZombies_

        Nope. Radioactive.

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        • CoraCook

          And I really hope you're not talking of that horrible song, cause if you are I'll just die right away and save myself the torture.

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          • iEatZombies_

            Oh, it took me a minute to figure out what song you were talking about.
            But no, no relation. You're safe to shrivel later. =)

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        • CoraCook

          Wow! In that case, I can't wait to shrivel up and die! :(

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  • loopoo

    No, men do though

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    • CoraCook

      How so? Can we get the extended version?

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