Do you beleave.

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If you knew that you were going to die do you know for sure that you are going to heaven and be in the presence of our lord and savior jesus. If your not sure then pray this prayer.

Dear Lord Jesus,

I know I am a sinner, and I ask for your forgiveness. I believe you died for my sins and rose from the dead. I trust and follow you as my Lord and Savior. Guide my life and help me to do your will. In your holy name, Amen.”

Now if you prayed this prayer you are forgiven because our God is a forgiving God. For all who did the prayer please reply with an amen.

God bless you all.

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  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
    8 years ago

    Dear lord,

    Why is my g-spot in my asshole?

    Amen.

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    • Loutor316
      8 years ago

      He forgives you

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        If "he" exists then we have no need for a devil for "he" is the most vile, hate filled horrible creature ever to exist.

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        • itsnotnormal12
          8 years ago

          You pretend to sail the world from your mother's basement.

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        • Loutor316
          8 years ago

          But yet he to exist.

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    • Arm0se
      8 years ago

      I also want to know why that is but the bible condemns homosexuality .-.

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      • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
        8 years ago

        Just one of the many contradictions in the "good" book . . .

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        • anti-hero
          8 years ago

          It would be a contradiction if it said it was bad then good. It doesn't.

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          • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
            8 years ago

            It is a contradiction because we were "made" with not only the anatomical tools required to find pleasure in an act deemed an abomination, but many were also "made" to only enjoy pleasure from such abominable pairings--homosexuals.

            We were made by a being that deems homosexuality an abomination, yet many are born to be homosexuals. That is a contradiction

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            • anti-hero
              8 years ago

              You can make that argument about any "sin" like getting drunk. It doesn't make it a contradiction.

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    • flyingnostalgia
      8 years ago

      A way to send men to hell...cus it would be sexist to just through the woman to hell.

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    If God is not dead, he must truly hate religion. It's the greatest con job in all of civilization. Only science can quench the thirst for knowledge.

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  • KingTermite
    8 years ago

    Good fucking monkey spunk, what is this place coming to.

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    • itsnotnormal12
      8 years ago

      Your are a fucking idiot.

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  • charli.m
    8 years ago

    Yeah...not the right market. And your sales pitch is lack lustre at best.

    1/10.

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  • MrSexyJesus
    8 years ago

    Burning Bush and smoking kush amirite?

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  • clevelandashkenaziatheist
    8 years ago

    Not a question.

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  • Ace9
    8 years ago

    :| :/ ._. \: |: /: .-. :\ :|
    That's all I have for u :|

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    I can't think of anything more horrible than the heaven you envision. That would be hell to me.
    So keep your prayer for those weak of mind and don't bother asking about leaves which fall from trees.

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    • itsnotnormal12
      8 years ago

      You pretend to sail the world from your mother's basement.

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