Do you believe in the "illuminati"?

A group of satanists, who wants a one world government. People say that the group of satanists also killed Michael Jackson, 2pac, Bob Marley... the list goes on...

Google "New World Order" for further research.

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No 81
I don't know... 30
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  • 9001

    Googled new world order. DAMN THAT'S SOME CRAZY ASS PORN!!!!

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  • Enizzle

    Alright, look, we all know that the illuminati are real. What you all don't seem to know though is their true makeup. Allow me to explain.

    WWE superstars. Don't stop reading, hang with me now. You see, they're all immortal Viking warriors summoned from Saturn to help Vince McMahon and the American government take over the world. They are assisted by reptoids, who lust only after gold which makes them immortal. The Brittish royal family is a prominent example. So how it works out is this: the immortal saturn Vikings that entertain us with fine physical and REAL combat sports every Monday and Friday night will subjugate the population, while the reptoids from Altair 6 use us as slave labor to mine their gold. Then Jesus comes back and suplexes the Saturn Vikings and engages in a massive intergalactic space battle with the reptoids, who are commanded by prince Charles. Dennis Rodman, acting commander of reptoid forces on the ground, will be overrun by a human coalition led in the field by John Lovitz, using advanced sonic weaponry designed to burst reptoid eardrums. Deaf and defeated, they will scuttle back to the stars.

    Bam. Illuminati.

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  • bananaface

    Satanists? I thought they were originally scientists, because they didn't believe in religion during as period where everyone was religious. And I thought that nowadays they are political?

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    • karmasAbich

      They are evil bastards still. They are just kicking back watching us all kill each other

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  • Lol I don't know... Sounds like a load of bollocks if you ask me.

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    • If you took time to go into the details and look up alot of information for about a year then it becomes very belevable, I once thought it would be stupid to consider truth but then I done research and realized that it's very believable.

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      • I don't doubt they are real. I doubt that they killed all these people.

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        • obviously they didn't personally kill them, the illuminati theories are that people in high seats of power are in the Illuminati. If you realize that most of the famous people that start talking about things like "we have to learn to love because in a certain amount of time it'll be too late" (which is what Micheal Jackson said) and then Tupac Shakur that started talking about Illuminati died after he started spreading news about it.

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        • disturbedmind

          the illuminati are real just search on youtube or google them
          they have been at war with the catholic church since they started in 1866

          http://illuminati.org/

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  • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs

    The Illuminati used to exist, at least. Whether they exist now, and what role they have in the world is hard to say. But I don't believe in some secret society.

    I think there are a few greedy people who control the world in many ways, but they are not in hiding, we know who they are. Like George Carlin said:

    "You don't need a formal conspiracy when interests converge. The owners of this country went to the same universities and fraternities, there on the same boards of directors, they belong to the same country clubs, they have like interests, they don't need to call a meeting because they know what is good for them... and they are getting it".

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  • abominus566

    they are real its a free mason group, i know because my grandfather is a free mason, and despite rumor they are not a satanic group, its just a different branch of masonry the masons are an all accepting group and wish no harm on others,like the knight templars thats how it started.

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  • Geneva5

    Yes we are real - hits were ordered on tupac mj biggie cobain etc.

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  • mateo

    when someone gets too much money they step in and say "wheel protect the way of life you have come to enjoy as long as you dont use your money to make shit better for the normies"

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  • Iwanttokillmyparents

    you all know that jews are at the top of the world.They won.The nazis are dead and jews are leading the world they are free masons, and will lead us to a new world oder bla, bla, bla,...and then comes Antichrist, then WW3, then jesus,then he kills everbody with word of GOD those who believe in god are blessed and the purpose of that nad our existing is ... you tell me.

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  • Yenlas

    I don't believe in this bullshit.

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  • Atheist_Cookbook

    I welcome our reptilian overlords with open arms, whether or not they are monitoring this comments section is a mystery to me. Praise reptile jesus.

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  • kismetie

    i do, but i'm not sure i take it as seriously as i should :p

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  • ValerieTDL

    If there are people who believe in God, than there must be the opposite, everthing has an opposite. So yes, I do. Like, there are people who BELIEVE in God, in do say in an extreme way. Then there must be people whom believe in Satan, and take it to the extreme.

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  • Yes, although I don't really buy into the whole reptilian humanoid theory.

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  • There are alot of theories of what the illuminati are, not just satanists. I believe the illuminati are real though.

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  • Alexander_Louise_Armstrong

    no not really your a fuckhead

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  • zenji

    Crap. Why are people paying so much attention to obvious bullshit?

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