Do you enjoy scheming, plotting and pranking?

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I get a lot of joy out of setting up schemes, pranks and elaborate plots upon unsuspecting people and then watching it all unfold, leaving them wondering WTF just happened and who did this??!! And I'm so good at it that as long as I don't want anyone to know it was me, they won't EVER figure it out.

I don't mean hurting inocent people, that's not the point-usually it's just for laughs or to annoy or ruin someone's day, depending on the person and the amount of contempt I have for them. Although sometimes I do it to get even with someone but that's rare and they deserve it and I keep it even, like if they owed me $20, I give them $20 worth of hell or scheme them into giving me (or losing) the equivalent of $20 without realizing it.

Sometimes the schemes I orchestrate are very elaborate and can take weeks, months or maybe longer and the whole build-up is so exciting and I'm sooo patient and soooo secretive which makes me really, really good at this. It might be my greatest talent.

I so enjoy doing the most random stuff to the most unsuspecting people and thinking that they're going to go the rest of their lives wondering who the hell did that and why.

My mind just automatically creates these plots, it comes so easily to me. Once the plot is cemented, I then go into "execute and lure mode" and that comes very natural too, it's like I'm on auto-pilot.

I'm just so good at getting people to fall right into my traps, it's insane. I thoroughly enjoy it. IIN?

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  • gasp
    13 years ago

    Example or it didn't happen.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      13 years ago

      OK but I hope the victim doesn't read this!! One of my earliest....I decided it would be funny to take a shit in my neighbors (it was a duplex with easy access) toilet and not flush every single day for a month straight while they were away. Then on the day they were coming back I laid in wait to listen in on the screams of horror and disgust and laugh about them having to call a plumber because they thought they had a big problem. And to think what the plumber thought of them afterwards...lol. I laugh about it to this day and it was 20 years ago. They were real assholes. They offered me $2 to clean their house!! $2-and they were rich beyond belief!! Among other demeaning b.s.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    you sound like one of those fun people you want to play a trick on but you get paid back double, when i was very small i dialed a prank call and hit a man at work. he asked me who i was and i said "your wife" I asked him to buy me tomatos and milk on his way home
    he played alond and called me dear and what else and what else? we were in stitches, i really thought we had him fooled, also dappled bush is funny, i dont know i havent seen it ha hha

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      13 years ago

      It sucks for everyone else because nobody has ever been able to pull off anything really!! I always thwart it!! I'm just too good and I've not yet met my match!! Not to sound concieted or anything....

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      • [Old Memory]
        13 years ago

        well im the dummy whod have a go, quietly nervously id plan, youd never suspect, but id be scared cause id know whats coming

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    I've always done stuff like this. When I was 14, I planted a walked talkie in the bush at the front of our house and then superglued a coin to the pavement in front of it. Whenever someone tried to pick up the coin, I'd let them fumble for a few seconds and then use my walkie talkie to say, "Hey, just because I'm a bush, that's no reason to think you can steal from me".

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      13 years ago

      I lived in Georgia for a time and in front of this pawn shop was a quarter glued onto the sidewalk for the same basic purpose!! Worked on almost everybody!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Omg I just found my new best friend

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  • nymphie
    13 years ago

    That sounds like something I would do. xD

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