Do you fart infront of your spouse

I only fart around strangers.

No but I fart in front of yours a lot.

My ex boyfriend farted in my mouth.

I did that on the first date. If farting disturbs you it was never going to work out.

Hell yes! Love a good toe curler!

Farts are hilarious and if you can't laugh about them you're not wifey material.

Though my wife and I attempt to avoid such mishaps and backfires, sadly it happens occasionally from time to time.
While we by no means celebrate the occasion, sometimes it can be downright hilarious given the right moment or the right situation.
As the old bumper sticker used to read, "Shit Happens"

Me and my wife dont fart infront of eachother

It would've been a dream come true if only I could have a spouse who never shy away from farting like a truck driver to the point his ass cheeks clap in front of me. That shows he's brimming with absolute confidence.

I don't fart

Yes. No point in making ourselves uncomfortable.