Do you feel like a hated patriot?

Not a loaded question but 25 years old should be the age I'm proud of, as an all-Australian guy, I'm not proud acting normal in the shops with an Australian hat when a Chinese man asks me if I'm alright, and I'm not proud to go home shopping as a patriot when a woman shouts "f*** you", and I'm not proud when someone smashes my eucalyptus lollies, these people are traitors, oh yeah, and it happens in Australia.
So who's the Australian, the man doing things from Australia or the people giving patriots a hard time? They give me a hard time, I don't wanna listen one bit to these traitors, I want real Australians who don't knock over Australian things, giving patriots respect!

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  • Boojum

    "Things from Australia" includes stuff like didgeridoos, petroglyph art and bush tucker.

    Everything else in Australian "culture" is a bunch of crap transported to the continent by Brits - most of whom really didn't want to be there - and stuff that was later adopted by wannabe Yanks.

    Unless you have black skin, can recite your local Dreamtime tales and know where you can find a witchetty grub when you feel like a snack, you can't claim to be an "all-Australian guy". The fact is that you're just another tinny-guzzling, sun-burnt Brit-Yank mongrel drongo with an inflated sense of entitlement.

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    • normal-rebellious

      Yes I see, I'm not from USA but fine I'll jump in your game and be the Yank you think I am.

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