Do you guys get a boner when you wake up?

Same here except one time my friend and I slept in the same bed I had to move to the couch cuz his boner touched my asshole

Its called morning wood.

put it this way if i dont get up with a boner early in the morning i get worried that there may be something wrong with me.

Morning wood is almost like how a computer tests it's hardwave when you switch it on.

in the morning when I wake up my dick is always hard. if I'm not late I rub my dick really fast with astroglide, I keep it next to the bed, and I squirt on my tummy in less than 10-15 seconds.

yep, it's a totally normal involuntary thing. It doesnt mean you were having dirty dreams, it doesnt mean you're horny. It's just something that your brain/body does while you sleep.

just call me boner simpson =D

Yeah, me and a couple of friends once made one big bed and watched dvds all night. The following morning when I woke up, this one hot girl was lying next to me, like up to my face, she opened her eyes and looked at me and then went back to sleep. I got this huge boner (thank God it didn't touch her). I had to hold a cushion over my manhood to keep it from view as I went to the bathroom. And yeah when I got back everyone was smiling at me like they knew :/

If you rub one out enough times in a day, it doesn't happen anymore.

i wake up with a boner when i have to pee when i wake up.

i always have one

Nothing like a morning woody

Yes I do. Sumtimes it's really irritating when I'm still half asleep and my family members notice,completely embarrassing,not that I have anything to embarrassed about. It hurts when I'm still in bed and I roll on it.....OUCH!!!

Never, because i'm a girl>:]. How'd I get to this poll anyway? LMAO. XD

It's very normal to get an erection in the morning. Normally its a sign that you have had a good nights rest.

I get the MORNING WOOD almost all the time now when I hit puberty =P. By the Way, Thanks for putting this, I wanted to ask this 2 days ago XD. But yes it's normal, although it is sometimes a bit disturbing when you wake up and have a feeling you were masturbating, then you have the feeling to fuck, then it passes when I go take a cold shower. It may be good too, depending on with who you were sleeping!

I think it's already there before I wake up. But yeah, more often than not, little dappled is already saluting wildly by the time big dappled creeps into consciousness.

My bf sure has that "condition" and I'm NOT complaining!

Yes every other day hard as a mofo

Most of the times!

I'm amazed how much this question is asked here. It's like parents decided to stop explaining how the world works.

something is touching my chin. *looks down* oh it's just morning wood.

mornin routine lmmao

I think it is because we need to pee and it's the body's mechanism for not letting that happen because it is very difficult to pee with a hard on. Anyone agree?

its normal, some call it morning wood. all though it can be emberassing :D

it means you have a kickstan in the morning

We always called a "piss on" as in hard on

Yup. Be careful not to lay on it.

hahah well i have VERY INTERESTING boyfriend thats for sure..!! Umm about the 1st 2 months of our relationship. We was laying in bed asleep..we had sex right before we went to sleep though. Soooo about i would say 2 hours later i woke up all sudden randomly looking over my boyfriend...i freak out didnt know what heck was going on..I was peeking thru him under my blanket lmao. I saw his "cum" squirted out in his asleep. He mustve didnt even zip his pants up after we after he had sex we went straight to sleep. His cum was suirted everywhere ge lift his shirt up..barely his eyes was open..he lift his shirt up till it was done...lmfao i kinda laugh & freak out was like omg what happen?!!? He still doesnt even know that i seen it or remember it. My understanding is maybe he was still horny after sex idk..lmao. shew it was interesting to see your boyfriend doing that...! We are still together its been a year,. He done that bout 2 times so far..lol.