Do you have any guns?

I was watching this movie (snatch) and this guy has a really cool looking gun (desert eagle 0.50), so I googled it and started looking at all these other guns. And now I really want a gun... is that a bit wrong?

Do you have any guns?

If yes, what's your ideal gun?
If no, would you ever get a gun?

(I can't get one anyway (legality), but wanted to know which guns, if any, people have).

I've got guns up the yin yang!! Armed to the teeth. 7
I have one or just a few guns. 15
No, but I would like to get one. 12
No, I will not allow those things in my house! 14
No, but I'd take one if someone was offering 3
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Comments ( 51 )
  • kingofcarrotflowers

    * lifts arms *

    Meh

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    • Terence_the_viking

      HHAHAHAHAAHAHA you little bastard you beat me to it.

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    • _Crusades

      Did you just flex?

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      • kingofcarrotflowers

        Do i have a tendency to flex in your mind's eye? ;)

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        • kingofcarrotflowers

          But no, outside of the gym the closest I get to flexing is a stretch and a yawn

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          • Oh, I thought your lifting arms was the gun show

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            • kingofcarrotflowers

              It was a failed half assed attempt at a self deprecating joke that I didn't have the will to actually carry on with haha

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Does a Nerf Super Soaker count? They're super fun to use. lol

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    • VirgilManly

      Excuse me Miss Cuntsclestick but we've noticed you've been absent. Do you have a note from you mother?

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        No, but I have another manga book in my yaoi collection. Does that count?
        XD

        btw, good to see you, Manly Who Happens To Be Of The Virgil Type.
        :)

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        • VirgilManly

          Nice picture. Are you holding a gun to the dogs head?

          Yes, your manga book will suffice.

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            Nah. I'm just having a happy little chat with Target's mascot, Bulls-eye.

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    • Mytwin295

      That counts just as much as my NES zapper counts :3

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        I suddenly have the urge to play Duck Hunt.

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        • Mytwin295

          yus! Summon your inner hunting skills!

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    • If you use it for personal protection, it counts lol

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        On one occasion I filled one up with urine and used it to ward off a weirdo that was touching my butt and then I ran like hell. Why I carried it full of urine? Weirdos like to come out at night. It was not the best form of defense, but it worked. XD

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  • Legion

    Just a few, mostly rifles and shotguns, and 1 bb gun.

    The rifles are a Marlin .22
    And a wwII era Remington 303 ( military surplus, former British Royal Army model) (great deer rifle!)

    The shotguns are a remington 20 gauge and a winchester 12 gauge. The bb is a crossman .177

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  • Freedom_

    I got me bow!

    I've never been big on guns, despite everyone around me being obsessed with them (or maybe because of that). I've always preferred swords and daggers and, in the past few years, bows.

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  • modernism

    Snatch - yasss. D'ya like dags?

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  • k2n

    I don't (although I would want one or two that I can use regularly at a range [legally] and to look at in a collection at the same time).

    The closest things to stuff that shoots projectiles I have are a Nerf dart blaster and a paintball marker (to which the laws in my area regarding the latter are considered pretty much a "real gun" -.-) Airsoft is banned here as well so that's pretty much out (although I wouldn't even think of using any of the items listed in a self-defense situation).

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  • heckleBucker

    No guns. I shoot my victims with a fire extinguisher, and then break their jaw by swinging the extinguisher like a baseball bat into their head. When I'm in the unusual mood to practice sniper marksmanship, I use a friend's rifle at a target range.

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  • megadriver

    I got a hunting rifle. Here in Europe it's kind of hard to own serious firearms...

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    I have a couple.

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  • anti-hero

    If I tell you that would ruin my element of surprise.

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  • RoseIsabella

    We never had guns in my house growing up, but my dad had plenty of daggers. Is it normal?

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  • mypenisinyourmouth

    Sun's out, guns out.

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  • VirgilManly

    Yes. Several.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Not yet

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    • yikes

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  • Two

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    • VirgilManly

      What kind do you have?

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      • Nothing special just some .22's

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        • VirgilManly

          .22's are fun to shoot. I have one in my "collection". That is if 3 guns is a collection.
          :)

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    • can you assemble them blindfolded?

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      • With my hands tied behind my back.

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        • anti-hero

          ^Serious mouth (s)kills.

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  • wigz

    About 8 or 10. They're all over the place or I'd count them for ya.

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    • have you got a favourite one? or like a go-to?

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      • wigz

        Ha. Well my favorite is a .270 rifle but my most used ones day to day are a .22 single action revolver and a .22 rifle. If I go out in the woods just to shoot a bunch real fast then it's the AR-15.

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  • Dazed_dreamer

    nah. auckland is pretty safe I wouldnt want nor need one.

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    • I dunno man....do you watch motorway patrol?

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      • Dazed_dreamer

        not anymore, besides its not thaat bad. Police Ten 7 is worse.

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        • yeh, nah I was just jokin - but I do like that show! haha. Haven't seen the other one

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  • _Crusades

    I find this post to be incredibly offensive and racist.

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    • chill out, im black

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      • _Crusades

        Well that changes everything!

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        • what are you trying to say?? Racist.

          *Unless you're black. In that case I apologize.

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  • thegypsysailor

    I'm presently in a country that doesn't allow foreigners to posses firearms, so of course I don't have any of them.
    My preferences are a sawed off and a .380 auto pistol with hollow points. Pretty hard to play Russian roulette with either, but I'm certain derpyderp would try, if it got a hold of one.
    Hum, I wonder what derpyderp's address is?

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