Do you hold your dick when you piss?

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My friend brought up that he doesnt touch his dick when he pisses. He said it is weird that I said I hold my dick and now he calls me weiner fingers.

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  • Holzman_67
    8 years ago

    I would if it wasn't so heavy

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    I don't want your friend in my bathroom

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    • green_boogers
      8 years ago

      You could cup his balls in the shower, and show him how to pee with his partner helping him.

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      • wistfulmaiden
        8 years ago

        Too much excitement for me!

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        • green_boogers
          8 years ago

          If I were him, I would want to help you thru it.

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  • seekelp
    8 years ago

    How does your friend aim?

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  • DickwaffleTheGreat
    8 years ago

    Tell him "There is something on your face." and when he says "What?" you punch him in the face and say "IT WAS PAIN!"

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  • derpyderp
    8 years ago

    I cup my balls & put my thumb on my dick

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    I bet his toilet and the floor around it has big yellow splotches everywhere.

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  • Dot123
    8 years ago

    Depends. I sit down to pee sometimes. It feels comfier and you don't have to touch your dick.

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  • Wacksy
    8 years ago

    Ive got a really long foreskin so i hold my dick by the foreskin nozzle

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  • DADNSCAL
    8 years ago

    I stand over my wife's bidet and piss str8 down. Of course I have to touch him to put the big guy bac in his home.

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  • ______________
    8 years ago

    So basically, if a creature (like a fly) attacks him whilst he's taking a piss he will just stand there, unable to defend himself.
    I however would use my hands to aim my in-built rifle to take the little mother fucker down.

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  • Crusades|
    8 years ago

    I use a crane.

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      A crane that holds a massive microscope so you can actually see what you're working with?

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      • Crusades|
        8 years ago

        That doesn't even make sense, you idiot. If my dick was small why the fuck would I need a big microscope?

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  • 420burnout
    8 years ago

    My dick is so big i use both hands

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    8 years ago

    I jump up in the air and do a 360.

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    • Mytwin295
      8 years ago

      Helicopter it all the way!

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  • shuggy-chan
    8 years ago

    I believe in free roam penis

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    • Angelmikeal0
      8 years ago

      is it weird i think that sound a little gay?

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        8 years ago

        I read his answer and I don't see how it's gay. lol

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      • Noahsam97
        8 years ago

        None whatsoever

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  • UnabashedUser
    6 years ago

    Bend it like Beckham

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  • HalfInsaneFemale
    7 years ago

    Levitate it like a hindu

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  • Waya
    8 years ago

    How do you pee without touching it? How the hell do you tuck it back in then.

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  • gloryholeflasher
    8 years ago

    I hold it. My dick is a little crooked, head is hooked off to the side. If I didn't hold it and aim I would be pissing all over the wall or my own leg or whatever.

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  • Thomas1994
    8 years ago

    If you don't use your fingers when you piss, how the hell are you supposed to aim?

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  • Jack334
    8 years ago

    I don't hold my dick when I pee in front of girls so that they see me pissing n they see my nice dick

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  • KeddersPrincess
    8 years ago

    Yes. I do.

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  • Koda
    8 years ago

    I just tried not holding it. It was.. interesting

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