Do you piss in the shower?

I really like to piss in the shower. The sound of water splashing makes me loosen up my bladder and I just let it flow. I share a house with 6 other people.
We are a bunch of EARTH FRIENDLY PEOPLE and as far I see it I am saving water. I am saving the PLANET by peeing in the shower.

Seriously, do you pee in the shower?

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  • smiler

    I don't pee in the pool, I am one of the weirdo's who gets out and fanny's around with my swimsuit and the toilet...
    I always pee in the shower, and on occasion have peed in the bath just as Im about to get out, its warm and it makes you wanna go... its gross but I don't care its my pee, my body and my bath!

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    • kitkat93

      Lol.. fanny...

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    • MangaToesOO

      Haha! You're awesome.

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  • Bazaza

    i piss in the shower you like have to all that warm water hitting you just make you release the shower is where i take my first piss of the day almost every day

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  • Lepetiprince

    i love to this too! i got roommates and none of them know i do it.

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    • tintedcouture

      they probably do it too

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    • Crudhouse

      Ah nostalgia...French class

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  • feelingnaughty

    yeh its great.. pissing then wanking is great

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  • laloesch

    HAHA :P You people are hilarous. I do on occasion piss in the shower, but never in public showers or pools. That IMOP is gross. In fact I don't swim in public pools anymore, especially when there's lots of young kids around. You know they unload when they first get in the water. Shudders....disgusting. Anyhow in the shower its natural, goes right down the drain and doesn't stink.
    .
    Now the next question to ask is do you ever take a dump and not wipe the crack before hopping in the shower? Saves paper right??

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    • m1keh4wk

      Yeah. No sense in wasting good money on toilet paper. You feel cleaner after a shower anyway. I've gotten to the point where I only poop in the mornings or nights right before my showers.

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  • The_Truth_Hurts_Doesnt_It

    You're normal. Pee on your feet while in the shower for all I care. Pee on the walls then rinse it away with the shower head and let it be your secret. Think about other people going in after you and standing where you peed. Make a game out of it if you want.

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  • theway2go

    lol i hold my piss till i get to the shower no lie XD

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  • bingbong5

    Yea love a piss in the shower.

    If I have visit friends I don't like (usually of my wife) I piss in their hand basin; just as if to say UP YOURS!!

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  • sansimage

    every time! I pee in the bath too. WTF? I'm gonna take a shower after the bath anyway, I'm just soaking in my own filth, might as well make the best of it.

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  • babyyboyy

    i always piss in the shower.

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  • bitchy11

    hell ya all the time

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  • chunkybongo

    Piss in the shower? Are you kidding?? That's baby stuff...I take a big shit too in the shower every morning right after I take a piss in it. The shit gets thinned out by the shower water enough so that I can eventually sort of mush the remains of it down the drain with my foot; meanwhile I'm shampooing and scrubbing myself with soap and whatnot at the same time. Who needs toilets?

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    • IrishPotato

      No mushing here, but I do shit in the shower and flush it away with the shower-head.

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  • Artanis22

    Hahaha!!! you guys are sick. I bet you pee in the swimming pool to! Don't you!

    Nasty
    You're Nasty...

    ALTHOUGH! Urine is sterile so maybe you can just piss on each other and save a bunch of water.

    F*** just drink it while your at it.
    It whitens teeth too...

    Maybe I should >:[

    Damn it!

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    • ramenthief

      like bear grylls

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    • well, as a matter of fact...

      OMB

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  • rockhudson

    I love pissing in the shower. Its so easy to get freaky and piss all over your self then you can just rinse off. Hell u can even hunch over and piss into your mouth and just rinse it out too.

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    • greendude333

      you rinse it out?

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    • m1keh4wk

      I laughed out loud at this. I'm still laughing. Thank you, you sick bastard.

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    • okmijnuhbygvtfc

      Couldn't have said it better myself.

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    • QueenSandra

      haha ur nasty.

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    • pheonix11525

      WTF

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    • wombat4237

      Sick

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  • Jennalovesemma554

    I do i think it feels really nice with the water. It goes down the drain anyway. Me and my bf piss on eachother

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  • NothingxCrazy

    I think everyone who posted before me are guys.. My bf pees on his feet every time we shower because it kills fungus and whatnot. I hide from the splash. Haha.

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  • MortalKombatFan1

    I peed in the shower once. Today in fact. I had to use the toilet, but I didn't want to go out of my hot shower. There you go; my excuse isn't weird and sexual, just good old-fashioned laziness. Therefore, normal for me.

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    • IrishPotato

      I have a large drain thingy (the part where the water goes in), and when I need to take a shit I just let it drop. Pure lazyness tbh.

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  • Inquisitor1987

    Personally, I think it's a "human instinct" thing. As children, we were all trained to go to the bathroom in the "potty".

    It gets implanted into our brain, like how to ride a bike - it becomes part of your instinct.

    If you're near water, and you hear splashing water, and you're in the bathroom, your mind thinks "Potty!" and commands you to go.

    Amplified because you're naked, as with how you pull your pants down when you use the bathroom. The brain takes all of these cues and activates.

    It's pretty normal. Sometimes I feel like I don't have to go to the bathroom at all, and when I get naked changing clothes, I have to basically dive for the toilet because it's so sudden.

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  • MikeyG

    Yes! I pee in the shower! Love it. I like when I turn the shower water hotter and all of the sudden I have an urge to pee more! Although I shower with my boyfriend n he hates that I pee in there period!...even when he is not present..! He says pee goes in toilet!!

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    • IrishPotato

      Lol, got the same with my gf.
      I don't see the problem though, it flushes away like in the toilet.

      Although she doesn't tell me to piss in the toilet, she just doesn't want me doing it when she's in the shower with me.

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  • Hahahahahahhhaha I wee in the shower.. I thought I was discusing but didn't really care cos no one knew and I would never admit it but now I know I'm NORMAL! thanks!

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  • wannarocktheworld

    hell i even rock my prick sometimes in the shower man!

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  • bkdoubleu

    I love pissing in the shower almost as mush as out the back door.

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  • simpsons101

    its normal hey i wish i could just piss my pants tbh i love weeing i dont know why lol

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    • IrishPotato

      I've always wanted to piss my pants, to feel the warmth flushing down my legs. But my dad will find out because it'll smell. xD

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  • kevinmq

    yeaaah boi free handed

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  • bdsmboy

    who doesnt piss in the shower its natural instict its the bloody law

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  • Cyanide

    I do almost everytime in the shower, cold or hot shower, it feels good, and easy to clean up. and sure why not save some TP and just clean up with soap, I mean... you where gonna wash down there anyway... right? so why not take a wee first. save TP, save some water. sounds like a winner to me.

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  • Krenn

    It's fine. It UNNATURAL if you refuse it.
    But oh well.

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  • Stephen

    Yeppers. Guilty of the shower wiz myself. I have to say that I feel relieving myself outdoors is the most satisfying though.

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    • IrishPotato

      What about Shower Jizz?

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    • oskilover18

      I love peeing outdoors! Everyone did it at the summer camp I worked at and you got used to it and now I kind of miss it.

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  • spyderr

    I PEE IN THE SHOWER

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  • MrChimpo

    You people are disgusting. Mr. Chimpo never pisses in the shower. You all are acting like a bunch of dirty apes!

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    • IrishPotato

      Lolwut.

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  • Applebonker

    Absolutely. Someone commented only when they're alone though -- I find it great fun peeing on my wife's leg. She does it to me now when I have my back turned shampooing. Would never do it outside the shower though -- we're not that kinky.

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  • aeroboy27

    Hahaaa!! Hell yea I pee in the shower every morning, It's the best...I think everybody does it, perfectly normal.

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  • arrowhead

    why you even post this thing? i don't see anything wrong with peeing in the shower. perfectly normal. urine is sterile unless you get UTI. some people drink their own urine if you ever hear of urine therapy. and yeah, i pee in swimming pool too. who actually get up from the pool and find restroom anyway? ooh, be careful peeing in swimming pool, they might put some chemical that turns your pee into orange color. it will be embarrassing when people see you surrounded by orange water. ha, gotcha! somebody's peeing...

    *phew, never happened to me yet

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  • i piss and jerk off in the shower

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  • always when wife showers with me i piss on her

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  • wifesass1

    all the time when wife showers with me i piss on her

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  • Thewomanizer

    peeing in the shower is fine, when ur busting hahaha

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  • IrishPotato

    It'd be weird if a guy brought his daughter into the change room and you were naked and rubbing one out, or squatting and taking a shit in the middle of the floor, about a foot away from the drain so the poo juices begin running across the floor over to it. At that point one of the daughters runs across and slips on the poo juice and hits the wall, at which point the father runs to help, but you pounce on the situation and throw your shit at him, splattering it on his face... Then while he's blinded to kick his kid in the back and smash a chair over his chest... That wouldn't be normal, don't even think of doing that.

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  • Yes I piss in the shower all the time why get to use the Toilet it all go's down the same drain.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    I piss in the shower and in the pool.

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  • Bcat

    you are awsome!

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  • MegaDethfan1992

    do you shit in the shower as well

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  • Everythinggoes;)

    Of course andyou're also helping the environment by not flushing the toilet and extra time

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  • Thatguy777

    I have a couple times, but only when I forget to use the toilet.

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  • Aazhian

    I know I do...IDGAF! I pee in the pool, too!! feels good..all that warmth around you for a sec lol I like to tell my bf when we're in the pool that I just pee'd...he gets disgusted and swims away LMAO

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  • highfallen

    I pee in the shower too lol. I'm not sure why but I enjoy it :)

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  • tssdavsoft

    Yes, all the time!! Saves water, go planet!

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  • TabooMasterWriter

    i pee in the shower too its normal :D

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  • You bet. I may as well do it while I'm in there. If you gotta go you gotta go. =)

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  • King2

    All the time

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  • mandypandy92

    i do alone all the time but when i shower with my boyfriend he likes to pee on me and hes like, ur getting clean anyway, haha so yepp its normal

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  • LoneeJay

    Hecks yayah I do it all the time I mean what's the point of peeing right after you just bathed ;) Yuckii

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  • Cheesewizkid321

    Normal.

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  • Hell yeH I pee in the shower pee is a in some lotins in china

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  • Foxie913

    Yeah I always shower in the mornings and since the toilet isnt in the bathroom (it's nextdoor to the laundry) I'll just save time and pee while I shower. I do that in the bath too.

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  • LyddyCool

    Yep, normal, saves water.

    I have baths, and so I can't just pee in the bath, but I pee in showers ^_^

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  • DefJay

    Seeing and hearing all that water forces me to pee:)

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  • armybabe

    i pee in the shower.
    and i hear its good if you have athletes foot. may be good to piss in public showers in that case.lol

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  • Ignorance

    I pee before I go Into the shower ;)

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  • CGFE3

    Its normal, I don't though cause I have Verminophobia (fear of germ and all that other crap) but yeah its pretty normal

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  • marijuana

    i pee in the shower everyday...just don't pee in the tub ok

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  • deviant

    Yep I do it all the time, very relieving, I make sure to take a step back and let it all wash away afterwards before resuming body-cleansing ;)

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  • xRiceBunnyy

    Eh doesnt everyone do that?

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  • Jocke

    Yeah, I think it's normal.

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  • rjjolly

    i do it all the time i love the warm water going over my legs as it slowly trickles down you and it makes me horny also u can rinse it of afterwards

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  • The first time i peed in the shower i couldnt hold my pee any longer so i did it. But my mom has a nose like a dog so she passed by the bathroom and was shouting at me for peeing in the shower!
    Anyways i still did it to this day and got in trouble lots of times haha.Now i dont live with my mama.
    P.S Dont have a mom with a sensitive nose!

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  • Stupidlookingguy

    I do piss in the shower but I don't do it 'cause of the "sounds of splashing" or whatever. I just do it 'cause it's convenient and I don't needa flush.

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  • i do too, doesn't bother me to admit it

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  • MmeFriantine

    ARK
    Damn hippies
    You are so selfish, you live with 6 other people

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  • AmINormal789

    in the morning i use the toilet and then get in the shower. I used to pee in the shower when I was little, but I stopped. if i ever felt the need, i would though.

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  • oneday142

    isnt it the only way?

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  • scarfface

    peeing in the shower is normal, your dumb beliefs aren't. you are ridiculous. thanks for making me laugh.

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  • PoisonFlowers

    Bwhahahahahah!
    Yes, I do. When my mum used to wash me as a toddler, she encouraged it and I've just done it ever since. I don't really think about it. Just think of how much water I've saved ;)

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  • stjimmy

    When cold water hits my dick, I pee. I have no idea why.

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    • echoservice

      Warm water for me!

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  • XxgemdinxX

    Yeah, of course I do. You get to wash the urine of anyway, so it doesn't. It's perfectly normal.

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  • russellnb

    I pee in the shower every morning. The warm water running over my head and the back of my neck makes me pee very well.

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  • Babygirl515

    i do it aint nothin wrong with i think

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  • hotchickie81

    Yup i agree :)

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  • JaiHo_YouAreMyDestiny

    Okay,so. I try to erm.. avoid doing that.
    I find it quite nast, actually. sorry, If I'm ofending anyone. But.. Yea, it's nromal. As you can see, everyone does it.

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  • Oh great. Now I will never use those public showers in camp grounds again. Might as well just use a urinal to shower in.

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  • ViVaLaBC

    i do it all the time
    i dont see the problem. i'm not going to get out the shower walk to the toilet & sit on it while im wet & get wet toilet paper & i hate the feeling of my feet dirty.

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  • PossibleWeirdo

    OMG i do it even tho i try to make sure i use the toilet before i enter the shower but you're right water makes you wanna go... and when i do it MAN its like the best freaking feeling it feels like a climax... i dont like it if it gets on my skin or feet ...

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  • Rhonda

    Not usually, but I have done on occasion. I don't really give it much thought, it's not a big deal. When it does happen it isn't a conscious decision, maybe for some reason I get in and realize I'm desperate for a wee, and although I always plan to go afterwards, the running water makes it feel so uncomfortable I'll just go.

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  • raafi

    took me a second to understand how u were saving the planet, and saving water as well.
    nah i dont think there is anything wrong in this, i used to do it too, but not soo often.

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  • heidi22

    Haha,

    <ashamed face>
    I do it too

    :D

    Di x

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  • fandanshindin

    whoa 82%%. damn. every now and then i do

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  • LoveHim

    omg i do it like every time i hav a shower lol even if i went before i got in the shower..i think its fun lol

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  • roadrunnerxo

    I PEE IN THE SHOWER! I think it's good. :)

    But I don't let it hit my feet, the smell of it makes me think its unclean.

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  • joepenis

    Yes, I do. Not only do I piss while showering, but also when I need to go, I lean over the tub and pee into it instead of the toilet. Most of it goes right down the drain. Personally, I think it's a good way to conserve water, not flushing the toilet all the time.

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  • kittycatlover

    i do it when i really need to go and dont wanna get out and go to the toilet but dont do it all the time for the sake of it you weirdo >;l

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  • sydnerxx

    I do it sometimes, but most of the time I just use the toilet before I go in the shower. The water makes you go pee, and it's easier then getting out (and freeze) to use the toilet. When I do it, I pour my body scrub stuff on the bath and yah.

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  • Krenn

    I do too by the way.

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  • asdfghjklol

    Hurray*

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  • asdfghjklol

    Hurry for saving water!

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  • santana77

    i do that when i have to go while im taking a shower. Feels ggggggoooooooooodddddd! lol

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  • zakikage

    Yeah i do that also damn it!

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  • Kittycat101

    I used too when i was sharing a bathroom with my sister when we were kids. but then im ocd and after that i never took baths, only showers.

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  • thisISweird

    yep i pee in the shower, ite better than a toilet, cause you get to wash it off!

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  • EccentricWeird

    I used to pee in the shower when my sister and I showered together when we were kids. She's actually the one who told me it it was okay.

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    • IrishPotato

      Did you piss on her too?
      (Not serious.)

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  • bittyboobs

    Yes I pee in the shower. I use soap afterwards anyway and I have never noticed a smell. I really don't see a reason not to, unless you are showering together with someone else.

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    • depends on WHO you are with, actually.

      I pee in the shower when the need strikes.

      Course, mostly I take bathes, so that is a different matter.

      Tobra

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  • redcomb

    if I ever caught any one of you urinating in my shower, I would break ever single bone in your body. (with the exception of the inner ear bones, of course...) Some of you losers actually said EVERYBODY does it. HUH? Where did you get the idea that everybody is a subhuman? Oh, wait. Of course you couldn't POSSIBLY know what it's like to be a human being with an adult mind. You are TOTALLY bereft.

    As you sow, so shall you reap. Your afterlife shall be eternity in an ocean of stank, sour urine and it won't be mr. god, putting you there...it will be YOU putting you there. You already made your choice and SEALED YOUR FATE. You chose a descending spiral.

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    • mjw3358

      people like you don't flush the sh#t down the toilet - it's between your ears. your hell is right now; may as well drink the piss, pal.

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      • IrishPotato

        My inlaws don't flush their piss, smells like a fucking public restroom in there. I hate to go there, so I usually hold it up for the shower. Seriously, smells disgusting.

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  • Durani

    I dont understand you people how can you urinate on yourself that just seems fucking disgusting, would you rub shit in your hair? I do not think so.

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    • GoraIntoDesiGals

      No because shit is nasty (e.coli) while urine is sterile.

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    • IrishPotato

      I would. Fuck hairdye.

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