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  • KholatKhult

    Prize dammit I work hard around here

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    • You are now the most beloved person among the people of Kiribati. If you ever visit the country, you'll be treated like royalty. People from there send you gifts in the mail every day too

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  • RoseIsabella

    I want whatever you'll give me, because it's usually not my choice to make. 😕

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    • You get a booty that just won't quit

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      • RoseIsabella

        Thanks, I could use an upgrade! I still have a tight vintage 1980s butt. Can I get it in the J. Lo model?

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        • J. No

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          • RoseIsabella

            Shakira is really amazing too, but more the general package. I know. Gimme a butt that won't quit so I can dance to this!

            https://youtu.be/QrOe2h9RtWI

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  • Anonnet

    Punishment. I've been getting too many prizes lately and I want a change of pace.

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    • You're sitting on a bench at the park and you feel a hand resting on your shoulder. You turn around and it's Patrick Stewart with tears running down his face. With a defeated tone, he tells you "I had so much hope for you. Where did it all go wrong?"

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      • bigbudchonger

        Ahh dude, that's some sad shit :'(

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      • Anonnet

        Picard hitting me right where it hurts. :(

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    • Holzman_67

      Lol

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  • Vvaas

    prize!! im a good boi

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    • You discovered the secrets of alchemy and can now turn any matter into whatever you want. It's not instantaneous though. You gotta do like science and stuff, otherwise it's a little overpowered

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      • Vvaas

        YES im going to make 100 chickens

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        • megadriver

          You *really* like chickens don't you...
          You get the power to make anything you want and instead of making room-temp superconductive stuff, very strong and heat resistant materials and antimatter... you make chickens.

          I can respect that. Chickens are funny.

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  • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

    Punishment :3

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    • You get tied by the ankles to the end of a windmill propeller blade and spun violently until you mummify in the wind

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      • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

        Coolio!

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  • blu3r3v3rb3ration

    i'll take a punishment as well.

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    • You have to pronounce your IIN username in a meeting before the United Nations. If you mess up, you'll be executed

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  • Willybob2

    Prize?

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    • You gain perfect night vision. The unfortunate side effect to this is that now you have to buy blackout curtains for your bedroom

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  • Manowar1

    I.want a major punishment done to my well you know.. lol

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    • Your self-doubt is fastened into a clamp and slowly tightened over the course of 3 days. As it tightens and you become numb to the pain, you experience a violent yanking on each of your limbs, causing your crushed self-doubt to get irreversibly mangled until it's completely useless as an appendage. Without emergency medical care, it slowly festers and rots, shriveling away until the gory remains are eaten by cockroaches and rats. You come out of the experience more confident and empowered than you've ever felt before. Later on, your dick gets shot off by a harpoon laced with Ebola

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  • Rocknrolla81

    I want a sexy prize

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    • Regardless of whatever you're wearing, it always feels like you're wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! ...Nothing at all!

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  • Orphan

    I want a prize please

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    • You can breathe underwater. Breathing under salt water makes you thirsty though, so bring some fresh water in a container with you

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  • Grunewald

    Punishment, please?

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    • Your knees now bend backwards. It doesn't cause you any pain, you just look like a jackass when you walk

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      • Grunewald

        Love it. I often feel like a jackass anyway when nervous. Now I have an excuse to.

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  • Somenormie

    A prize

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    • The James Webb telescope discovers a planet containing sentient life. It's on that planet that you find who asked

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  • Tommythecaty

    Yo momma.

    So both.

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    • Yo momma so fat she's classified as an invasive species

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      • Tommythecaty

        He he.

        Well that’s true.

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  • JustAHuman

    Prize!

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    • You're sitting on a bench at the park and you feel a hand resting on your shoulder. You turn around and it's Patrick Stewart with an affectionate smile on his face. With a tone of deep respect, and even pride, he tells you "Look at you. I couldn't be more proud of who you've become"

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  • Lusty-Argonian

    Punishment sounds fun. Oh but so does a prize if know me. Hmm suprise me?

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    • I'm two weeks late with this one. Sorry about that

      The Lusty Argonian Maid gets made into a wildly successful HBO series and you get royalties for each episode that airs

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  • megadriver

    I'll take prize for 500, Alex!

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    • You get a free breast implant. Only one

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      • megadriver

        But, I'm a man...
        Fine, guess I can always sell said implant.
        Gel implants cost around 2 grand each, so not bad. Money can go to my summer vacation fund. So, thanks.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'll take a prize.
    XD

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    • The US government decides to mint a 100,000 bill. You get to choose whose face goes on it and as a thank you for doing so, you'll be gifted the first bill printed

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Thank you. Sounds reasonable.

        I'm putting the face of a Isa Brown hen on it! XD

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        • Who Is a Brown Hen?

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            Isa Brown chickens look like this:

            https://www.backyardchickencoops.com.au/blogs/learning-centre/isa-brown

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            • Ooh, they look like toasted marshmallows. That's pretty!

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  • raisinbran

    I want a punishment that's actually a prize.

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    • You get sentenced to 10 years in prison. During your incarceration, you learn that you have the ability to control people with your mind

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      • raisinbran

        Sounds like fun.

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  • Tinybird

    Prize please

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    • You're transported to an unending series of liminal spaces with tornadoes that are harmless to you

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      • Tinybird

        Best prize ever, thank youu! :3

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  • ospry

    I'll take a punishment

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    • You get a 12-foot long metal pole shoved up your rectum and propped up like a scarecrow in the blazing temperatures of Phoenix, AZ during a heat wave

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    I'll take a punishment.

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    • You get locked in an unfurnished concrete room. At random intervals, a set of stadium lights will turn on accompanied by a painfully loud horn and streams of ice cold water spraying you so that you can't fall asleep or even rest

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