Do you wipe or wash

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Do you wipe or wash after taking a crap. I personally think wiping does not clean an asshole because the scat will remain there and it would really smell horrid even if you wipe.

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Based on 44 votes (29 yes)
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  • ______________
    8 years ago

    I use Loreal Paris on my ass every time. Because my butt hair is worth it.

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    If you can't clean your ass with toilet paper there's something wrong with your diet retard.

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  • dindu_nuffin
    8 years ago

    Well unlike you i eat healthy so i dont get diarrhea or mudbutt every day of the week. My stool is solid and does not need much wiping usually. On the off chance that it is a little messy, i sometimes wet the toilet paper from the sink to help out with the wiping

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    • LittleGirlGaggedAndRaped
      8 years ago

      Yes butt if you have ass hairs doesn't the wet TP tangle up in your ass hairs because its prone to falling apart wet. Does me

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      • dindu_nuffin
        8 years ago

        No not really, not for me and i have a hairy ass. Its all about proper technique, you cant just go in there scrubbing it hard with wet TP.

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        • LittleGirlGaggedAndRaped
          8 years ago

          I've tried it many ways and I'm sure you use a higher quality ass-wipe then I do. Economax vs shoptowls

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          • dindu_nuffin
            8 years ago

            Yeah i dont go for the super cheapo TP like you find in commercial bathrooms. Thst shit is bad. I go for the double ply soft stuff like angelsoft or whatnot. My ass deserves a nice pillowy soft wipe every time

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    • gloryholeflasher
      8 years ago

      Why not put a package of baby wipes next to the toilet? They don't disintegrate when they get wet.

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      • dindu_nuffin
        8 years ago

        I hate the smell of all baby related products. Besides, TP works just fine for me. I only wet it partially and then dab it gently around my anus and then i bring back the dry wipe to finish it up.

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        • Ellenna
          8 years ago

          There are unscented wipes which I use occasionally: I have psyllium husk powder most days to keep my cholesterol levels down and it nearly always results in residue free poo which doesn't even need wiping, although I do wipe to check

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    It's not like I got bidets coming out my ass.

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    • green_boogers
      8 years ago

      Use a bathtub and a hand held shower. Hang ass over the side of the tub squirt, soap, and rinse. Do your vagina while you're at it.

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      • Short4Words
        8 years ago

        You can keep your vagina cleaning tips to yourself, chief.

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        • green_boogers
          8 years ago

          Sorry, I see that you are a guy. I suppose it's a good way to wash your balls. A fresh crotch puts a melody in your heart. At least that's what the babes say.

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  • onebigbang
    8 years ago

    Wipe then wash

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  • 7114garrett
    8 years ago

    91% isopropyl alcohol, makes your ass squeaky clean and sanitized.

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  • randypete
    8 years ago

    i wash

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    • GodSaveTheQueen
      8 years ago

      Hear hear. You'll feel chuffed as nuts giving your bottom a bit of rumpy pumpy after a good throbbing movement on the loo there old chap. We sometimes refer to these things as the "old constitutional".

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  • sexysonofsam
    8 years ago

    I take a shower cannot stand the smell of shit!

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  • mystery7
    8 years ago

    yes I wipe or wash

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  • cocknballs
    8 years ago

    Neither. I just let it dry and eventually it flakes off.

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    • dindu_nuffin
      8 years ago

      Thats... actually pretty gross !

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    I will fuck cute sweet innocent GypsySailor asshole clean or dirty.

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