Does anyone tries thinking about maths during erection?

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So I got an erection at an inappropriate place and at an inappropriate time in the public several months ago. Very afraid of getting noticed by others, I immediately tried thinking about anything that can distract me from sexual fantasies when suddenly something like algebra and complicated equations back in highschool came up randomly. It's unintentionally the most effective thought when my erection slowly got killed in just under around 10 seconds not kidding.

I never could've thought my worst nemesis of a subject can save me from humiliation. Now, I just keep thinking about maths whenever my erection gets out of control in public. Does anyone ever tries this?

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  • Ellenna
    4 years ago

    This idea has been around for decades (maybe centuries) for men to use to delay ejaculation..... must remember to ask my maths teacher lover if that's why he lasts so long

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  • LloydAsher
    4 years ago

    It's called puberty. We've all had the awkward boner during very inappropriate times. Welcome to the man club.

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  • NoLifer
    4 years ago

    I know some people do this to try to stop or prevent accidently erections. You picked math which makes sense. Math you really need to focus on so its a distraction.

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    I almost never get erections on accident.

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    • MAGATrump2020
      4 years ago

      LOW ENERGY!

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      • Doesnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        False! I have a high sex drive and I always have. I don't get hard real easily though, but I can still always get one when I need it.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9QMV6HUezE

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  • SKDM007
    4 years ago

    yes of course i want to find the square root of riley reid's asshole divided by her smol titties plus melissa moores 6 inch circumference ass cheeks

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  • Ummitsstillme
    4 years ago

    I think about baseball

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