Does it bother you when a pet stares at you while you masturbate?

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Have you ever been masturbating and your cat is sitting right next to you and staring at it?

I remember at one time it bothered me a little bit and I found it more comfortable to do with without anything else in the room with me.

But now I don't care. My cat stares in amazement sometimes. Sometimes I don't even notice it because it doesn't even phase me anymore. At most I'll laugh at him.

I put this under "hobbies". It was either that or "habits". I consider masturbation to be more of a hobby, though.

Doesn't bother me at all 57
Only bothers me when the pet stares right at it 125
Only bothers me when the pet is too close 134
Always bothers me and I can't do it with the pet in the room 171
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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Put the pet in another room.

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    • AngryDude
      12 years ago

      It doesn't bother me if the pet watches.

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago

        Well, good for you.

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  • dom180
    12 years ago

    I only tried this once. My dog came right up to me and stared in my face. I'm not sure quite what he wanted from me, but I swiftly left the room so I did not have to find out. Deeply unsettling.

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    • kittenlittle
      12 years ago

      he wanted you to stop jerking it near him!!

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      • wigsplitz
        12 years ago

        Probably true. Or maybe he's wondering if his penis size is normal.

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        • AngryDude
          12 years ago

          I doubt dogs care about their penis size. I don't believe they care about sex. Supposedly, only humans and dolphins enjoy sex and do it recreationally. That's what I was told anyway, which I don't quite understand. I mean, if dogs and other animals don't enjoy sex, what drives them to do it? It has to be some sort of release or enjoyment or something.

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  • flutterhigh
    12 years ago

    Does it bother you that I stare at my pet while I masturbate?

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    • AngryDude
      12 years ago

      No. Sometimes I look at my pet too. But sometimes I'm talking on the phone with a friend while I do it. I can multitask and I don't get aroused at those things like talking to my friend or looking at my kitty or anything.

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      • flutterhigh
        12 years ago

        Does it bother you that I masturbate at my pet while it masturbates?

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        • AngryDude
          12 years ago

          Why would it? You should masturbate on a cat and then rub it in its fur. Than rub some on its face. It'll lick everything off.

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          • flutterhigh
            12 years ago

            Does it bother you that I masturbate my pet while it masturbates its pet while its pet masturbates me while attending a math debate for pets?

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            • AngryDude
              9 years ago

              Well as long as it's consensual and in private

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  • catdogman
    11 years ago

    i often wonder what they r thinking lol

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  • pem24
    12 years ago

    HAHAHA! Watch out for lolcats coming to get yah from the ceiling.

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  • Aleks85
    12 years ago

    Uh, masturbation is solo time, pets included. I could do it if I needed to but what's the point.

    I don't want to watch my dog lick his balls so I'm not gonna force him to watch me.

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    • AngryDude
      12 years ago

      It's not the same, though. A dog is probably entertained watching you because he's curious what you're doing and stuff.

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      • Aleks85
        12 years ago

        Are you calling my dog dumb?

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