Does the catholic church still consider me a virgin?

I'm a catholic girl, and I've been with a few guys in the past. I still consider myself to be catholic, so when I'm with a guy I never really have sex all the way. At most I've just made out, given blowjobs and had them finger or lick my pussy. I've had them cum all over my face and body too.

Also, I've masterbated with a dildo many times, which is essentially having a penis in me. Would the church still consider me a virgin, if I've done all of this but never really had sex?

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  • mysistersshadow

    Who cares what the Catholic church believes. Do what you want and enjoy your life.

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    • _Mehhhh_

      Took the words out my mouth, figuratively speaking

      You had sex, cool, has the great sky Daddy zapped you with lightning yet? Nope.

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      • mysistersshadow

        LOL. Should try a hitachi wand... thats like getting hit by lightning right on the clit... WOW.

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  • swp6

    You sound hot as fuck to me, letting guys cum in your face and all over your body. I would love to watch you use your vibrator while you suck my cock....

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  • FORUMiadableFucker0

    Probably, yeah; it doesn't sound like any decent man will ever want you though.

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  • Kookulainamus

    Seems like you have a healthy mind despite the attempts religion has made to warp your thinking. Keep playing with the boys. Keep a pack of condoms in your purse just in case.

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  • Ellenna

    I can't imagine why you'd give a stuff what any church thinks of your sex life, but if you really want to know, ask your local priest. After all, they're experts on illicit sex and not being a child, you'll be unlikely to be sexually assaulted by him.

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  • VirgilManly

    At this point, what exactly are you saving it for?

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  • lordofopinions

    You need discipline! Sinful! Come over to my place and get naked then I'll put you over my knee and spank you! Then if anything pops up we can talk about it. Meanwhile say 10 our father's and 25 hail Mary's.

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  • BENDOVEROWL_DRIVE

    How is a dildo essentially the same as a cock ?
    You can have anal sex and its not considered as sex.
    Fingers in your bald cunt and ass is not sex.
    Cocks in your mouth is not sex , just ask slick Willy Clinton.
    He said oral sex is not sexual relations.
    How old are you ?

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    • Kookulainamus

      Slick Willy was a good role model for religiously warped people. At least he kept his pants up around underage kids.

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      • BENDOVEROWL_DRIVE

        Yeah , thats what slick Willy wants you to believe that he didnt drop his drawers around kiddos.
        Everybody knows that Chelsea saw his cock and saw him doing the white house interns and she caught him spanking his monkey and everybody is sure that she offered to help him and give him a hand , in more ways than one.
        Everybody knows that he wasn't doing Hillary because they had 2 separate bedrooms.
        Besides the fact that fugly bitch is a dyke.
        He had to pay Paula Jones $ 750,000 as a gag order or hush money so he wouldnt be impeached.
        Not to mention that he boinked Monica Lewinsky and Jennifer Flowers and hundreds of other bimbos.

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        • Kookulainamus

          True, true. Impulse control can keep you out of a lot of trouble. But, religious suppression of all individuality as well as critical thinking ability is very unhealthy. The goal of religion is a population that can be manipulated easily by its leaders.

          An occasional boink with a fuck buddy is a good thing.

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  • jethro

    Well the real question is, do YOU consider yourself a virgin by the standards set forth by the church. That IS your answer. What we think is of no concern. It is only you that has to face your maker in the final hours. So only you can make the determination of whether or not you are chaste or not. Either way, say an act of contrition, 10 Hail Mary's, 10 Our Fathers and sin no more.

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