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One of my favorite things to do when I have to fart is to grab my dog's nose and shove it right up against my a-hole. Then I let fly with my anal explosion and inject it right into my dog's nose. She usually sneezes and licks her lips appreciatively afterward.
I don't really give a sh*t if you think this is normal or not, because I enjoy it.
Why don't you try to stick your nose into your dogs' ass when it wants to fart and smell it... See what your dog has to deal with.
For the record, I'm the guy who originally posted this, and I was NOT trolling. I do love to do this. AziraLevana has it right: dogs are most definitely NOT offended by the delicious aroma of ass gas, and anyone who thinks they are is indeed a tremendous vagina. In fact, they love it! Also, if dogs' noses are so terribly sensitive, I wonder why they're always eating there own and others' shit and nasty rotten crap out of the trash? My dogs never miss an opportunity to sniff (and eat, if possible) stuff that is WAY nastier than my farts. If you really think your dog is any different, you're fooling yourself (which probably is not difficult to do, b/c you are obviously a bit of a whiny ass idiot).
Assuming that you're telling the truth and not simply trolling, you're being extremely cruel to your dog - and no, it's not normal.
When we hurt ourselves and rub the area that got hurt, the reason it helps ease the pain a little is because it floods the same area with "good" feelings and doing so helps to override the painful ones. That's almost certainly what your dog is doing when she licks her nose after you've assaulted her. She doesn't enjoy it. It's not a display of appreciation - it's a display of discomfort.
A dog's nose is one of the most - if not, THE most - sensitive parts of his/her body. It would be similar to someone kicking you in the groin.
Frankly, however, I believe you're trolling. You stated you don't care if anyone else thinks it's normal or not, which is the point of putting your story up. It seems you have no other aim than to provoke reactions. Quite pathetic, really.
"extremely cruel"
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I like how serious you are making this!
"It would be similar to someone kicking you in the groin."
NO it is NOT~! That would be painful and it isn't causing the dog pain.
Look - I fart on my dog. I REALLY fart on my dog. I am not trollin'. The dog doesn't care. Sometimes, the dog willingly sniffs my farts. Dogs like smells and to the dog it is just another smell. I find it amusing and it makes me laugh. My dog just moves on to the next activity - like eating shit out of the cat box!
Also, I have to smell my dogs stinky farts all the time and it doesn't think it's cruel to humans to curl up next to me on the couch and then silently fart out nasty ass dog farts next to me. So I think me and my dog are even and you are a tremendous overly-sensitive pussy.