Dogs chewing shit stains from sons underwear
I was sitting home one day watching my wife fold clothes and I happened to notice every pair of my 8 year old sons underwear had the ass part had big holes. I told my wife man that kid must have some heavy duty farts.She said no that our pet dog, a little miniature Schnauzer was digging them out of the dirty laundry basket and eating the shit stains in them, because my son didn't wipe his ass good. I laughed so hard and she said its not funny. this was a pet peeve of hers. So a few weeks later acquired another dog from a older son that asked us to take his dog because he couldn't have it where he lived so we did. Making the story shorter my wife went to the store and i told my son go get some of your new under-where and rub some raw hamburger in the crotches and right before your mom comes back give them to the dogs and run back into the bedroom with me. We heard her come in and she said"That is it you son of a bitching dogs are gone" We were laughing so hard in the bedroom hearing here trying to get these hamburger riddled underwear away from the dogs. Finally after a few hours we told her we did it. She said what the hell is the matter with you guys that isn't normal. I said I would have done it again to here her and see the expression on her face. we still laugh years later. We seriously laughed hard for 30 minutes or so uncontrollably I Think it was normal to go to that length for the laugh how about you?