Dropping babies
I have a morbid fear of dropping babies. They're so cute but I never want to hold one because I have terrible butter fingers. I do not want to get married and have kids for the sole purpose of my horrible fear. I'd rather be lonely than to have to hold a baby and risk dropping the poor sweetie and watching him/her splatter all over the floor in a big bloody mess of brain matter and entrails.
I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME, BRING MYSELF TO HOLD A BABY AND I NEVER EVER WILL!!
Is this normal!?