Earth is flat, i'm going to see the edge

Earth is flat, the bible says so. And I'm going to get to see the edge with my own eyes! This is truly the trip of a lifetime! I already paid for it and everything, they sent me an email (that got filtered to spam for some reason) and said they were selling the tickets for a cruise to the edge of the disk of the earth!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    say hi to the gypsy

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  • chuy

    Do us all a favor, take Trump with you and push him off the edge please. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    • aBoyFromIndia

      Really funny comment πŸ˜‚
      Unfortunately earth is round and Mr Trump will be back soon, smiling.

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      • chuy

        I know

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  • Nikclaire

    The bible doesn't say that anywhere. Nice try.

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  • SKDM007

    dont fall off the face of the earth.

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  • brutus

    Be careful, don't fall off.

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  • leggs91200

    Don't.
    Do not go anywhere near the edge of the Earth.
    Here below we see the album cover of Kansas "point of know return".

    It isn't worth possibly falling off the edge and falling into oblivion.

    https://img.cdandlp.com/2016/09/imgL/118309998.jpg

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  • megadriver

    Have fun with your trip AROUND the world XD

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    • Around? No such thing! I'm going to the edge, just as the bible described!

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  • RoseIsabella

    Does this have something to do with a Nigerian prince?

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    • Yes, actually. Said that he was blowing the lid on the illuminati secret

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      • RoseIsabella

        Oh my God, what a kook.

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        • I see the truth! You just believe the government's lies like all the rest of the sheeple! I am enlightened and see the truth and am very smart!

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          • RoseIsabella

            Thorazine is the answer.

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  • itsamistake

    Your trolling skills leave a lot to be desired. I give you 4/10.

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  • SerialSinner

    the earth is flat theory is really interesting, can I go with you?

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  • CoffeeTime

    Good luck finding the edge. Just so you know, some of the verses in the Bible are idiomatic expressions. You don't take them literally.

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    • Your soul needs saving!

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      • Yeah, don't forget to save every so often, or you might lose progress.

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      • CoffeeTime

        Lol! Alright Mr.Saved.

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  • Ummitsstillme

    Where are the edges of the earth? What countries or oceans?

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    • The edge is beyond the ice wall of Antarctica

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  • aBoyFromIndia

    You won't reach there. Ever.

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    • I hope I will, but the shadow government may stop the expedition from getting there. But that will essentially be proof in itself!

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  • SwickDinging

    I don't know my Bible too well, because I'm not religious, but I don't believe it says anywhere that the earth is flat? Please correct me if I'm wrong, I'd be genuinely interested in reading the passage where it says this.

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    • candylady

      There's dozens of references to the ends of the Earth, the four corners of the Earth, the Earth being unmovable, etc.

      Things get twisted and lost in translation over time, but if you read the bible it seems pretty clear that the authors strongly believed that the Earth was an unmovable flat disk at the center of the universe. The fact that the Catholic Church banned people from suggesting otherwise until ~250 years ago should tell you a lot.

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      • TheMightyOz

        Isaiah 40:22 says exactly what you are talking about.

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        • It says the "circle" of the earth. Not a globe. Checkmate globetards!

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        • Nikclaire

          Quote please.

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          • candylady

            I mean, they already gave you the exact verse, but alright. "He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth, and its people are like grasshoppers. He stretches out the heavens like a canopy, and spreads them out like a tent to live in."

            I got that from the first google search result that came up: https://www.biblestudytools.com/topical-verses/bible-verses-about-flat-earth/

            Here's a bunch more: http://www.testingtheglobe.com/bible.html

            It doesn't just say it once or twice, it's a regularly recurring theme. It's treated as something so obvious and well known that it doesn't even need to be outright stated, just like a book today would talk about going around the world or reference days and years without explicitly saying the Earth is a sphere that orbits the sun. And if you think the above quotes are too vague to be taken literal, consider the fact that the same could be said of the entire book. Those same quotes were used to attack anybody who said the Earth wasn't flat and wasn't at the center of the universe until the 1700's just like similarly vague quotes are used to attack women and LGBT folk to this day.

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    • lmaowhatdoiknowboutusernames

      Actually the bible really does say so. In fact, the subtitle says "the earth is flat", though bibles are often printed without the subtitle to not scare christians away

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

    I was very interested with the flat earth theory until I saw this video linked below. Its only one minute long. Clearly shows a curve.

    https://youtu.be/dKF7D7XsyTA

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    • Probably some sort of CGI, and all those images from the "space station" are definitely fake. Because there is no such thing as space

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      • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

        I agree with you that most of nasas space pictures are fake. Its obvious. But I don't believe the video I showed you to be CGI. This is just a random youtuber.

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  • ijustwannaknowifimodd

    Take pics of the edge and post them here!

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    • McBean

      Who cares? The Bible is crap.

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  • What verse says it flat?

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    • charli.m

      This.

      Pretry sure the answer is "none".

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      • Thank you for having a brain.

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    • candylady

      It doesn't need to expressly say that, at the time that was simply a given. The belief that the Earth is an unmovable flat disk at the center of the universe is referenced dozens of times. That's why it was considered heresy to say otherwise until the 18th century.

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      • TheMightyOz

        Isaiah 40:22 says exactly what you are talking about.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    Ok have fun with that.

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  • SorrowfulPath

    Have fun!

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  • LloydAsher

    I think you are just a person who just want to get a free ticket to space.

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    • lmaowhatdoiknowboutusernames

      OHHH ASHER EXPOSE HIM !!!

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  • Handyman

    Get a real bible.

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    • chuy

      "Real bible"?

      Today's bible has been twicked out so many time since it popped out, I doubt it's the original version.

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      • Handyman

        Then why not get the original version? The one before it popped out the first time.

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        • chuy

          You can't, is been fucked with too many times the original is lost.

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          • Handyman

            Don't go for the story book types, writers publishing as they see it. But you obviously don't believe, so any excuse is good enough for you. And a few more like you.

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            • chuy

              Is not a don't believe is the other way around, that's why I said is not the original anymore.

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