Elevators suck
Have you ever been in an elevator?
If not, you country bumpkin, you are so lucky. Please don’t let development bring these things to your village.
Elevators SUCK! Very often than not I want to get out of the elevator as soon as possible. Why?
Elevators have no bouncers, no security guards, no barriers to entry. Whoever wants can enter, no matter what they smell like. Full access to the lift is granted to all, regardless.
Ewwwwww! The way that last dude smelled I am not even sure those were farts. Body odour smells bad. This guy smelt evil. I suspect it was curses and evil spirits we detected floating around him.
They are built to carry a maximum of eight people on average, but not built to accommodate these eight people’s personal space. The result is that you can and often will find yourself having to take the ride up from floor to floor with a stranger’s crotch in your bum, another stranger’s hair-bun in your nose, yet another strangers elbow in your armpit and you cannot even exercise your basic human right to say “Sh**”, because your mouth is muffled with your face in someone’s bosom.