Ever have difficulty wiping yourself clean after a messy poop?

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Sometimes, after a messy sticky poop I find it especially hard to wipe myself clean. There have been times I've just given up as gross as that sounds because it's embarrassing to be in a bathroom an excessively long period of time. I know I feel this embarrassment especially in a public bathroom when people are waiting to go! Have you ever had so much trouble you didn't finish the job?

I always wipe clean no matter how long it takes	209
If it takes too much time in public bathroom I've left a bit dirty	39
At home if it takes too much time out of embarrassment I've left dirty	9
Both choice 2 and 3 if I felt embarrased about time it was taking	34
I'm just lazy so I don't wipe well normally leaving myself dirty	15
Other (please explain if you'd like)	4

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Drakonski

7 years ago

I don't bother, and I don't worry about it. I just pull my undies and pants back up.

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69lover

9 years ago

Travelling the world you see all kind of toilets and eat all kind of foods. Muslim areas usually have a small hand shower but then getting you dry is another task. I China they have integrated stand up toilet shower combinations so you poop while you shower! It takes a bit of getting used to but once you master it you will never want to go back! It is quick, easy and clean so fast that the Chinese will take over the world one day! BTW the Scottish would in ancient times belt the shit out of the English just by wearing a skirt so they could poop while in combat! How smart?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Interesting thanks.
  
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Miezekatz

9 years ago

no my asshole is self-cleaning

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I'm jealous!
  
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Karmasbitch

9 years ago

I use orange peels as tissue paper to help the environment

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green_boogers

9 years ago

After you dump, hang ass over the bathtub and squirt your butthole with a hand held shower. Soap and rinse. You'll be a member of the clean anus club.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  What about when I poop in a public bathroom?
  
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  - green_boogers
    
    9 years ago
    
    Like Rosie said, Baby Wipes.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      You all carry baby wipes with you places?
      
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RoseIsabella

9 years ago

BABY WIPES!!!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I find even baby wipes don't always do the job.
  
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dirtybirdy

9 years ago

Stop eating sludge and this won't happen.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I eat a healthy diet
  
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    9 years ago
    
    Then perhaps there's an underlying problem that needs medical evaluation.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Maybe :(
      
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Ebola69

9 years ago

There is a trick to wiping your asshole. There's usually a little piece hanging outside the hole which most people spread around like butter on the first wipe. You have to gently tease that piece out first.

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- regisphilbin
  
  9 years ago
  
  nice advice
  
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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

I don't have a bidet, so the toilet paper keeps getting stuck in my ass hairs. It's not such a big deal until I accidentally sit on one of my ass hairs.

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dalesite

9 years ago

Until I was about 14 I just didn't really wipe much at all. I wouldn't really clean my butt except for in the shower.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Thanks for your honesty!
  
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  - dalesite
    
    9 years ago
    
    You're welcome
    
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walking_stiff

8 years ago

When all else fails, enema! That rinses the mess out.

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fratom

9 years ago

Any time you enter a toilet cubicle or bathroom at home it is your private personal time: I think in most homes that is respected so spending time is not a problem: Yes, if you choose a time that is busy and others want to use the bathroom to make up or shower before going out then you should respect them and get in and out poo wipe and out: Public toilets, that is one's time too soI take my time time: Toilet time can be used as therapy time to realx doing something that comes naturally: ridding the body of waste that was created naturally: good for one's health:

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  sounds spiritual to you.
  
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Ellenna

9 years ago

Do you manage to get it clean in the shower? Then I suggest you do what mothers used to do before baby wipes were invented: carry washers around with you plus a plastic bag to put them in after use to take home and put through the washing machine.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  washers?
  
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  - Ellenna
    
    9 years ago
    
    Yeah, small towelling squares you wash yourself with! Maybe you call them flannels? I've never known why because they're not made of flannel
    
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    - dirtybirdy
      
      9 years ago
      
      I know that in a'merca we call it a washcloth. A washer is a washing machine. Damn language barriers!
      
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      - Ellenna
        
        9 years ago
        
        Maybe I should've been more specific the first time? It did occur to me that washer also refers to those little round things and the thought of someone trying to clean their bum with one of them was pretty funny: the mental picture you've conjured up of washing machines being carted around in plastic bags to clean bums when away from home is even sillier!
        
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dom180

9 years ago

Shaving your anus hair makes tricky wiping tasks a lot easier.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Thanks for the tip.
  
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- Arm0se
  
  9 years ago
  
  I don't like shaving anything but my face. The little hairs grow back and poke against my shirt and pants and I have to walk around in pain all day :c
  
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  - Mytwin295
    
    9 years ago
    
    its not that painful and it makes you twice as smooth :)
    
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smellypillowgirl

9 years ago

Ha Ha Ha funny as.

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