Every job should provide a "sorry for your bad day" package. iin?

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If you're working hard everyday but sometimes your day doesn't go good, workers like you should get a "Sorry For Your Bad Day" basket. This gift package would include:
- Bath Salts
- A new poof to bathe with
- Great smelling bar soap or liquid body soap
- Hot Chocolate packs
- A throw pillow
- a throw blanket
- a comedic movie
- a bottle of wine (if you're into that, anyway)
and
- homebaked cookies

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Based on 25 votes (18 yes)
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    so i shouldve been smokin bath salts every time i had a bad day then?

    im not sure thatd help

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      No, you soak in them when you bathe and they'll be beneficial to you.

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  • NotAgain..
    7 years ago

    Shkrelli would say no to that suggestion.

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  • SuMaFTW
    8 years ago

    I am thankful for my job, but I haven't had a good day since September when they switched me to another program.

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  • bucho's_butt
    8 years ago

    You forgot the vasseline. Every job should at least let you lube up at the door.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    I like it

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    You forgot to include the someone to come home with you and tuck you in at bed time, petting you going, "There, there, dear. Tomorrow will be a better day."

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  • victorygin
    8 years ago

    I think that's a brilliant idea.
    Might some wine or vodka be part of that package?
    Maybe everybody could be entitled to a certain number of bad day packages a year, like sick leave

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    • [Old Memory]
      8 years ago

      Go Fuck Yourself!

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  • SHITSHITSHITLICKAPOOPOO
    8 years ago

    I EAT DELICIOUS POOOOOOOOOPPPPP!

    POOP IS GREAT AND YUMMY YUMMY IN MA TUMMY!

    POOOOOOOOPPP
    CRAAAAAPPP
    FEEEEECEEEEESSS

    I even poo-poo myself!

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    When I have a bad day I find that fucking a sweet innocent little cancer kid in the tight little asshole always makes me feel better.

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    • [Old Memory]
      8 years ago

      Go Fuck Yourself!

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