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So I've been dumping rogain on my beard now for about 6 months. People joked and said "hahaha so funny" but since I have been dumping it 2 times daily my beard has gone from being pretty thin and patchy to being THICK all over. It is getting to be like a bush. They arent laughing now. I have a magnificent beard at this point and its only gonna get better. The only problem is letting it go to your head. Because you become addicted and it feels like the beard is never thick enough. Ill just keep applying it for now.

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  • Boojum
    2 years ago

    Why limit yourself to your beard?

    Since you respond well to Rogain, smear it all over your body and go for the bear look.

    Oh and BTW, I chuckled at your idiotic fixation. I bet your friends are still laughing at you behind your back too, but they've simply realised you're a weirdo who they don't want to provoke.

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    • nopurpose
      2 years ago

      What exactly is your problem? I'm not the OP, but why trolling him? Is it just plain envy or what?

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        2 years ago

        He grouchy

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  • momgetthecamera
    2 years ago

    This is such a strange and specific addiction, but ok. I guess having a beard would be fun because you can braid it and play with it or use it to comb a horse. The world is your oyster.

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    • Boojum
      2 years ago

      A lush beard also makes ecological and financial sense. No need to waste money on napkins or create more paper waste when you eat out: just wipe your mouth with your beard, and clean it during your next shower.

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      • leggs91200
        2 years ago

        Oh check out this photo. It may cause psych damage but you will be like "WTF?"

        https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1239155_712826785410484_1839216344_o.jpg

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          2 years ago

          He's a bit thin on the side next to the mustache

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        • Boojum
          2 years ago

          Definitely WTF.

          On first glance, it looks like the dude has an enormous, projecting chin.

          I'd like to think it's photoshopped, but some guys can be seriously weird and inordinately proud of their facial hair.

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      • momgetthecamera
        2 years ago

        I love this idea! I think I will use human beard to make jumpers for my family when times get tough <3

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  • nopurpose
    2 years ago

    What percentage Rogaine you've been using? I have a balding friend who used it for receding hairline (don't know what potention) but it hasn't helped. Also, any pics? Just chin and jaw, no need to show your whole face, of course.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      Usually 4ml a day. Ill see if I can take some tomorrow.

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      • nopurpose
        2 years ago

        No, I mean the type of Rogaine, what percentage active substance (Minoxidil) does it contain?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          2 years ago

          Oh 5% minoxidil. You can get the offbrand at walmart cheap. I usually do 4ml once day on weekdays and when im off work ill sometimes do 4ml twice a day. Takes a while to notice the results like 6 months or so but when its been about 6 months you'll notice little baby hairs sprouting everywhere and they get larger. Once your baby hairs thicken up you can stop taking minoxidil slowly and you keep all the hair you grew. At the 4 month mark I was annoyed and thought it wasnt working until one day I looked in the mirror and noticed hair all over the place coming in. Only side effects ive gotten is the hair on my chest has thickened up and also some very thin hairs starting to come in on my upperback behind my shoulders. Could be just aging my dad has those but the rogain is speeding it up for sure.

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