Everything feels fucking amazing when drunk

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No, i dont hang out with people. no I am not an alcoholic. no i am not some little kid that just drank for the first time. I just got drunk af and smoked a big o'l cigar -that taste like shyt as its been sitting in my cupboard around 20 years - as walking through my neighborhood this, night of an unusually warm winterday, i feel sick but in a good way, it feels fucking amazing, also Im not a loser or anything i actually just had a job interview and i go to work and class tomorrow morning and im not unattractive in any other way i just dont give a shyt about that stuff so is it normal to and literally no one cares, before this i was crying every single day because of how lonely i am, now it's my new friend - my drunk self and we have fun, finally.

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  • S12207
    6 years ago

    Well I'm very happy for you that you are feeling good this fine evening, but I bet you will feel like shYt (lol that was for you two above) in the morning.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      hahah I worried about that to but nah, luckily i feel fine.

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  • Dustyair
    6 years ago

    Quite fucking spelling the word shit wrong. This whole thread will turn into a shitmess if you keep doing that, holy shit!

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    • Algum
      6 years ago

      Shyt is Irish, they often say shyt instead of shit. I'm sure this poster is Irish, which also explains his incredible love for booze. I mean I know that people everywhere like to drink, but the Irish take it to yet a new level. And the Irish say "fucking this, fucking that" even more than us Americans, it's literally every other word they speak. I've met numerous Irish, they're wild, crazy, drinkin motherfuckers. But they're cool, they really know how to have a good time.

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  • Hateful1
    6 years ago

    Molly's better.

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    • CDmale4fem
      6 years ago

      That's one I have not tried yet. But I would sure as hell like to. I just don't know where to acquire them.

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      • nikkiclaire
        6 years ago

        Find a scene kid and ask them.

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  • [Old Memory]
    6 years ago

    Perhaps you were drunk when you made this post, because it's in family.

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    jesus turned water into wine at parties for a fucking reason. and it wasnt because people were drunk , it was because they were still sober.

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    Weed is better.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Well I'm a loner so I don't really come across the chance to acquire any

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      • RoseIsabella
        6 years ago

        I feel ya on that one

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    • e51pegasi
      6 years ago

      I agree.

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  • CDmale4fem
    6 years ago

    You think it's good when drunk, try getting high. ?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Nah, I have a job and a life.

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    • Algum
      6 years ago

      I agree, an opiate high is better than being drunk. You don't get dizzy and puke, and it doesn't make you pissed off like getting drunk. You ever heard anyone say "an angry opiate head"? or a wifebeating opiate head"? Everyone's heard "an angry drunk" and "a wifebeating drunk", and seen plenty of them too. Opiates just make me feel good. The best are oxycodones/oxycontins, than methadone, than hydrocodones/vicodins are the weakest

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        6 years ago

        Uh yeah actually when they don't get their shit they very well do become an angry/wifebeating opiate head, so fuck that. I have better things to do with my life

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