Expo marker fetish?

is it normal guys? i have problem and dont know what to do. i have extreme obsession with expo markers. i eat them religiously for breakfast, brunch, lunch, linner, dinner and dessert. Once I even stuck them in every hole in my body. i find them very satisfying. i like the smell, the shape, and the colors. when i see a hot looking expo marker, it is game on. and i drop my pants right there and start sucking the expo marker dry. i love the mess it leaves, it is so naughty, but i like it. i wish that i could impregnate it and make a human sized expo marker, or an expo marker sized human. Either way i wall impregnate that and try to make a collection of an expo marker human race so that we we rule the world together.