Extremely disgusting moment of my life

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So a couple months back i was at Costco and had to take a shit real bad. I was 40+ minutes from home so i decided to use the Costco restroom even though i hate using public restrooms

I lined the seat with plenty of toilet paper, sat down, and proceeded to do my business.

And then it happened.

My gigantic log of a shit made such a big splash in the toilet that the water splashed up and blasted my asshole. I don't just mean a drop or two. My asshole got hit like a tsunami.

Anyways i was extremely grossed out. When i got home i took a shower and immediately washed my asshole with a metric ton of soap.

I was a little scared that it could have given me some disease like hepatitis or something but two months later and I'm still OK (physically)

Is it normal? Has it ever happened to you? Do you do anything to prevent it? Would you also have been as disgusted as i was or am i just paranoid and OCD ?

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handsignals

8 years ago | pl

Should of put paper in the bowl amateur.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I've never had to do that before. Do you do it always ??
  
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  - handsignals
    
    8 years ago
    
    I'm capable of predicting splash back.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      You know what, i probably could have predicted it too. Its just i never actually had splashback happen like that in public. I... I wasn't.... I WASN'T PREPARED!!!! *cries*
      
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      - handsignals
        
        8 years ago
        
        I know your pain!...I was at a McDonalds...I took all the precautions, then as I was getting up it happened....the tip of my penis touched the inside of the bowl...in hospital...they had to strap me down to stop me from cutting it off...I didn't think it would ever wash off NEVER! You have to move On Dude, you can live a normal life with PTSD.
        
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        VirgilManly
        
        8 years ago
        
        Once when I released a real Kraken, I tried to flush the beast before I even started with the paperwork. So there I am sitting as the turd infested water swiftly rose and engulfed the head of my dick. AAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!
        
        Although one time in a public restroom Some guy flushed while still sitting there with his pants around his ankles. The cascade of piss and shit went all over his legs, pants, underwear, socks, & shoes. I walked out of there laughing and glad it wasn't me.
        
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        Darktown
        
        8 years ago
        
        Oh God, thats rough. Youre gonna give me nightmares tonight. I think ive had a couple close calls with the tip. I may have touched slightly in the past, but i dont remember anything real bad. Cant believe im saying this, but I feel bad for the dudes with oversized schlongs. You Know it happens to them...
        
        The public stall (especially the regular narrow one) is a terrifying place. Its almost impossible to get in and out unscathed. Danger lurks with every possible movement. You have to move slowly and with great caution.
        
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handsignals

8 years ago

When you wipe between your sack and your thigh...and you realise that only a showers going to fix this....but your so far from home! GOD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!

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❥☠c:⚤❥

8 years ago

I'm.. I'm reading all these.. Comments.. In absolute.. Disgust.

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bucho's_butt

8 years ago

God germaphobes drive me insane. It's the absolute dumbest phobia I've ever heard of. News flash: there are germs EVERYWHERE. They are not going to hurt you. Your body can handle what comes. Stop obsessing about bullshit. When I go in to a public place to take a shit, guess what?..I sit right down on the toilet like a man and do my business. And if water happens to splash up my open butt hole I take it in stride. Life's like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  That is seriously disgusting. Do you even wash yourself when you get home or do you just go to sleep in your bed and roll around in everybody elses piss, shit, jizz, and pubic hairs that accumulated on your ass throughout the day?
  
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  - bucho's_butt
    
    8 years ago
    
    You bet your bottom dollar that's what I do. And I sleep like a baby.
    
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thegypsysailor

8 years ago

When you are washing your hands every 30 seconds and scrubbing your body with a green scrubby until it bleeds, you will realize that you NEVER should have taken that shit at Costco, but it will be WAY too late.
It's the littlest mistakes that cost us the most in life!

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Beep_Beep

8 years ago

Hahaha. The Ass Monster spit on your butt. Good story buddy.

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Fluffmodius

8 years ago

You are overreacting a little bit, but if you have been diagnosed with OCD or paranoia then I understand it's easier said than done.

You are fine, it was just public/tap water. It feels gross and unsettling when you get splash-back, but there's probably just as much bacteria in your faeces as in a public toilet.

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sunaphant

8 years ago

Laughed so hard at this

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[Old Memory]

8 years ago

Take a dump in your hand and place your shit in the toilet. Like this chick does.

http://isitnormal.com/story/taking-a-dump-in-your-hand-and-placing-your-shit-in-the-toilet-202935/

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8 years ago

One time when I was taking a shit I just couldn't. It was like there was some cork up my ass. I had to keep increasing the pressure, my face's redness, my fucking power level. (All this occured with appropriate sound effects).
And then, after an excruciating minute or two, it finally happens. Fucking shotgun blast in the toilet water with my shit being the shell. I shit you not, the splashback was on the wall that day.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Exactly, what are you supposed to do when its all plugged up and you know the only way its getting out is shotgun style. What is the proper course of action there ???
  
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KingTermite

8 years ago

It's called "splash back" don't worry about it, just enjoy the invigorating feeling on the cool water trying to enter your partially open anal sphincter like the rest of us.

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iEatZombies_

8 years ago

I sit closer to the edge of the seat, rather than cover the bowl. The poop doesn't splash because the water's shallow there, on the uhh edge of that there toilet bowl. Yup yup yup.

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- DonaldTrump
  
  8 years ago
  
  Thats exactly what I do and best advice here. The bowl is left with a streak after flushing but theres no back splash
  
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  - iEatZombies_
    
    8 years ago
    
    Why thank you. =>
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Yeah but then the tip of your schlong is at risk for touching the inside of the bowl, as someone else mentioned. You can't win this game
  
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  - DonaldTrump
    
    8 years ago
    
    You only pull down your underwear down to above the knee so your cock can hang down it's inner rim keeping your cock and balls sanitary. Or you can shit like I do. Ill simply squat on the rim closest to the front of the bowl and shit in the shallow end bypassing all the bullshit. I find public restrooms disgusting and doing it that way, with practice is the cleanest.
    
    I almost wsnt to make a YouTube video displaying how my way of shitting in a public toilet is superior and show off my invented technique
    
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  - iEatZombies_
    
    8 years ago
    
    Oh, I see how that can be an issue. I don't have that issue because I'm a lady, so I didn't think about it.
    
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Ellenna

8 years ago

Haven't any of you heard of wipes?

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- derpyderp
  
  8 years ago
  
  Wait. What happened to good old newspaper? No splashback in the yard ha
  
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  - Ellenna
    
    8 years ago
    
    You mean BAD old newspaper: I remember those days and that's one thing I'd hate to return to. Then there are the blowflies hanging around the bum - no thanks
    
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cocknballs

8 years ago

Noob... you need to improve your sphincter control. It doesn't splash if you push it out slowly.

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  8 years ago
  
  When you got a big load and a lot of pressure/gas, its tough to slow it down. Im sure u kno what i mean...
  
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BlackyHancock

8 years ago

That's a bit OCD. But I was also like that as a teenager. I used to put a double thickness loop of toilet paper underneath my ass in a kind of 'U' shape.

This would catch any poop in a kind of safety net and prevent the dreaded public toilet splashback.

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