Fart in my hand and smell it

What do you think? Sure its normal. I bet the President does it in the oval office.

I'm a 56 year old woman and farting is the one thing that has always made me laugh - sometimes til I cry! Especially when you let out a SBD and wait for the reactions. I can think about incidents from 35 years ago and they still make me crack up. Like the time I was in a VW Beetle with my best friend, in the summer, in AZ, with the windows rolled up. I'm giggling now just writing about it. My kids think it's gross and that makes me laugh even harder.

umm okay...

My husband seems to think its the funniest thing to fart and fan it at people and I think its so extremely disgusting. Why the hell would you fan your farts at people and if its a nasty rancid smell its even funier. Why is it funnier??? But if your talking about men, unfortunatly, I dont call it normal, but I just think its a man thing.

Farts are like kids, you love your own but can't stand anyone else's haha

It's not farting ON your hand, it is farting IN your hand and capturing to the journey to your olfactory.

It is recommended to do this as a self check into your health. After cataloging thousands of aerial releases, I know when I do have an imminent health problem. You actually have to smell beyond the immediate aroma and dig through to the interior underlying.

I did this once and was able to identify an oncoming bout of diverticulitis. One day later I was bent over in pain and got was given anti-biotic to quell it.

So in conclusion, start the proper capturing of your farts and begin a library with thought. If needed, keep a log and write down the date and time and the particular traits of each one.

Smart farting and long term diagnosis is the key to self well being.

Hell yeah

I've done it before so i can't accuse, or whatever its called.

wouldnt say its unnormal but id never do it. still a funny story nonetheless

You people are hilarious and disgusting. I mean seriously people do stuff like this.

throwin farts at people is fun

ive done that twice. I should more often, even though it absolutely reeks ten times worse when you sniff a fart thats been caught on your hand or finger. The fart only stays on your hand for a few seconds though. I bet the nebulous gases in space smell like hand-caught farts.

I do this frequently!

It gives me a giddy feeling.

That is hilarious. Unfortunatly I don't need to cup my farts in my hand in order to smell them (damn you, lactose intolerance!!) I think it'd be a special kind of vengence to throw it at people though.

hahahahahaha sfinkter..

fart stuff cracks me up.. im the only girl i know who will crack a nut b/c i am a totally shy person... keep to myself... but rip farts around anyone.. if i ever got the chance id rip a fart right up the queen's nose!

and yes, im an adult..31 years old lol

You're funny.

Revolting

LOL sfinkter stinker sniffer. sphincter

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