Farting and blaming it on others

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When I was between the ages of 7 and 8 we had a family pet (dog)by the name of emma.Everyonce and a while she would smell out the room with a fart and leave before any other member of the family could it was the look on her dooy face and how she would go about it that would make you laugh.
It would all start with her relaxing and going to sleep.Then all out of the blue you would smell some thing really bad and it would really smell then all you would see is emma getting up and putting her nose up in the air and looking around at everyone and leaving the room.
Then every one would look around at each other and say it was'nt me I didn't fart.And after a couple of years when this would happen we would all look at each other and smile.poor old emma what a great dog she was she died on us when she was about eight.

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  • aussiewolf
    13 years ago

    when i was a kid, my brother had one of his friends stay over and every morning my dad lets out the biggest, grumbliest farts and he forgot that my brothers friend was over. obviously his fart woke up the whole house and after realising we had a visitor, my mum said "Bogart!" and blamed the dog and this kid was like "wow your dog does big farts". he never actually suspected that it was my dad and we never told him the truth lol

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    • [Old Memory]
      13 years ago

      LMAO

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    • mask000
      11 years ago

      i sign up just to reply this amazing comment i cant stop laughing xDD

      u know ur bro's friend knows its ur dad who is fartin :D

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  • HugeDong87
    13 years ago

    Thanks i'll sleep better tonight knowing that.

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  • Carolinne
    13 years ago

    Pretty young to die :(
    Poor Emma.

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  • nakedman
    10 years ago

    i own up to my farts- i love the smell

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  • lolzies
    12 years ago

    Random story haha wtf??

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Haha :)

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  • robbieforgotpw
    11 years ago

    When I was in college and at a party one night with a bad stomach ache,I dropped a sulfur-egg bomb outside. People got a whiff and I heard someone say "somebody needs a diaper". I just acted like "who was that" and I know I got by with it because it was a little windy and dispersed so fast.

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  • mask000
    11 years ago

    me and my dad sleep these days in the same room,we just make a nice symphony of destruction,followed by fast open to the window from me,its normal man we are humans its evaluated we dont have something about it so i sometimes do it any where while iam sure no one will hear or smell>>actually iam doing a big bang right now.."OMy fKN GOSH THAT FEELS GOOD"

    sorry :p

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    I just fart,and don't care what anyone thinks of it.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I know some who do that too, except their people... They'd fart in public transports and look to the person next to them and move away, leaving that person looked at and blamed. Pretty good strategy though.

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