Farting in a cats face

This made me laugh so hard...the thought of that poor cats face. It inspired me to try it for myself, my cat didn't even blink. He's dead now, but not because of my farts

Leave the jew cat alone no need for your hitler friend to gass the cat

poor cats

OMG I couldnt stop laughing at all the comments

Al sounds like quite a guy.

I have a similar addiction but not with cats, I use small children.

well, it is funny, though both of you will probably grow tired of it eventually.

lucky for cats, they can run away. who knows, if al does it long enough, he might end up training the cats to run just at the sight of him.

Find something better to do, tell 'your friend' to keep his stinky ass to himself, and leave the innocent cat alone.

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!i think i'm gonna try that now!!!!!!!!!fuck yea!!!!!!!!!!

Nice vocabulary lol.

I just wet myself laughing :)

I hope the cat scrathes him into A+E

Cool Story Bro.

wel i think that ur just trying to have fun but seriously dude, thats nasty not even george bush would do that.

YES YES YES!!! And a dirty little secret that, on one hand, I'm not proud of, and on the other hand, is one of my funniest experiences from late childhood. We had this very annoying cat named Elizabeth. Almost enough to eat beans over, by the name alone!) She would constantly meow, interrupting whatever conversation/phone call we were engaged in. One day my brother grabbed her, stuck her face as tight and close to his a hole as he could, and ripped a fart that was so rank, the cat was hissing and growling, while having her face shoved right against his a hole. He let another and another and finally, the poor fart infested cat, Elizabeth pissed and shit while running and growling. Between that and my brothers straight-from-the-large-intestine robust gas bombs, the room reeked, I gagged, cleaned up cat poo, told my brother to take some wet rags to his ass, and then I laughed myself into a gas episode of my own But the poor cat was hissing away under my parents bed and there she remained for what seemed to be days. It may sound cruel, but hey: it beats the lawn mower.

I walked in the room to hubby laughing so hard he couldnt get through a sentence. Apparently he found your question and thought it was the funniest thing EVER! So now we're hooked on this website. Also, I now worry for the cat next time he crawls into bed... Btw not normal. But I think he's gonna try it now just for laughs.

hahahahaha i wanna do that now

I have done that myself!!!

Hilarious! I always initiate a new pet into my home by farting in their face. It's something my college roommate and I have done for years. I thoroughly enjoy doing it! And you know what, I think my animals enjoy it as well!

hahahahahaha! You guys are AWESOME!(: made my month! haha you guys are seriously some of the funniest guys i've ever heard of!:) It sounds like something me and my friends would do! &now...were gnna do it! lol thanks!

Oh &ruralfrights your story made me and my friends almost die from laughing so hard! Gah, i wish we could've been there for that! lol But i wouldn't wanna smell it if it was really that bad! haha did he seriously just grab the cat and shove it up in his butt?! lol this is the funniest thing ever! hahaha, then he just let it rip?! lol!

Thanks for making my month guys! You really cheered me up! lol i'll remember this forever!:)
-tori!:)

OH MY i almost wet mself laughing you just made me ten times happier and now my sides hurt! that was the funniest thing ive heard in a long time:) Thank you!
-Loren:)

I wouldn't be lying If I said that i haven't done it before. I'm about to do it right now by the method of Dutch oven... Poor kitty

I used to fart in my rabbits face. . Poor hoppy rest in peace xx

Thats hilarious man.

Absolutely normal ...

I laughed sooo much at this that I let out a motorbike fart and nearly shat myself! :)

well he gotta watch because if you try to fart a cat means that you will be very close to the cat so that combined with the nails and the testicles that are close to the ass can be proved a little fatal....[for your friend i mean]

bahaha. your friend is gonna get scratched in the ass if he continues.

I agree with Christine.

My kitties love a bit of ass gas

That was well deliverd, very well deliverd. Im flagging this as a funny.

That's horrible that's sick u need to tell your friend to stop imagine if I farted in your face each day vegetarian farts are horrible and I'm a vegetarian

0.o the poor cats. you know, they're smart. they're probably peeing on his stuff when he's not looking, in revenge.

U all suck cats rock

Thats really mean! Before you know it he will start torturing cats then killing cats then before you know it he will be a full blown serial killer. Doing mean things to animals is how most serial killers start.....

LOL HAHA PLEASE keep doing this to any cats you see. Thank you.

HAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Oh man LOL! I have GOT to try that on my cat now! Thanks a lot for the idea! And who knows, maybe it'll become something I do on a regular basis xD!

My sister once told me that our cat tried to sniff her butt, and right at that moment my sister farted.

If I were in the position to do so, I would defend the cat by passing the wind that signifies that I really need to go to the toilet because a dump is on its way, right in or near your friends face. If you are lucky enough, you smell it too. It's a terrible smell and I can bet your bottom, that the idea to do this again to the cat would never come up. That's how bad it can be.

This is freaking hilarious!! Got me laughing for minutes! Thank you sir for posting this weird thing, it just made my day LMAO

When I was younger I farted not in a cats face but in my little brothers face lol. Yeah I was a bad big sis...

NO. NOT NORMAL.
Al needs help.
Think of the kitties.

LMAO at the title ...

by al you mean you

Lol this is seriously mad poor little pussycat i can imagine the cats face when he delivers the ripper right there LMFAO

This question is so FUCKIN GREAT!!! When my mother weas still alive,I often thought about such things,including pissing/shitting on them but never got said opportunity since she was always there.I do remember, however pissing in the ccats litter box on a regular basis when Iwas younger.

Poor cat..

I can picture this happening XD

Mate, this is so funny, I shxx my self!

lol thats hilarious.

I was roflol by just looking at the title! I can just picture that hahahaha!!

well... your friend is defenitely not normal if this has become an addiction but I have to admit that I would laugh if I saw that.

good!.. damn cats..

i just dont understand what you are doing? what does the cat do that is so funny?

AND....Shit in a cat's FACE/MOUTH !!

It's as normal as blowing bong smoke in a cat's face, ask any smoker.

I looked at the name of this and burst out laughing I couldn't stop laughing and my dad came in and gotmme in trouble bwhahahahah