Farting is illegal

It is potentially illegal to fart on a woman in Sweden. According to the woman, after denying sex to a man that she brought home to her apartment, he broke wind in retaliation for her wasting his time. For "disturbing [her] peace of mind," she reported him to the police, who dropped the case due to their inability to prove intent.

In Austria, a young man was fined 5oo Euros and arrested after farting the in presence of a couple of officers. They stopped to check his identity and claimed that he, with intent, proceeded to blast his ass trumpet directly at them, filling the air with some kind of malodorous essence that they felt constituted obstruction.

The 2011 Malawian Air Fouling Legislation would have made public flatulence illegal. Anyone who vitiated the air with some kind of noxious substance making it difficult for people to go on about their business would be guilty of misdemeanor. The bill contained additional clauses, but these aren't as important as the aforesaid.

In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place on a Thursday after 6 pm.

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Comments ( 10 )
  • Tinybird

    Which is exactly why I will never respect the law. I may follow it only because I don't want to get in trouble or have my freedom taken away, but that does NOT mean I respect them, or agree with them.

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  • PrettyMad

    Oops,I'm a criminal and didn't know it.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I don't live in any of those places, so it's not something I have to worry about. XD

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    • It's just something to think about. Even the medieval period didn't make farting a crime.

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  • LloydAsher

    Anyone else experiencing turkey toots?

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  • Kermitthehog

    People who belch loudly in public are worse.

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    • Somenormie

      People who also scoff their mouth with food while chewing loudly is as worse.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    come & get me coppers

    i got a machine gun and a casea hormel chili and i can hold out for weeks

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    • LloydAsher

      Cant tell which would be worse

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  • Meatballsandwich

    Yeah, farting is one of the worst crimes.

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